Cat People v Dog People

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Dog people are in denial:

"Don't worry he won't bite"
- dogs bite people all the time it is normal for a dog to bite other creatures if it feels threatened for some doggy-brained reason

"He likes you"
- no he doesn't. He doesn't even know who I am. He's checking me out to see if I need biting.

"He wants to play with you"
- no he doesn't. He is establishing his authority over me as the newest potential pack member by jumping up, putting his sharp claws agains my chest and vital organs while simultaneously urinating down my leg in a barely concealed snarl of joy.

Originally posted by Seitse
Experience shows that people who own cats are ugly, insecure, cheat on their
taxes, and are more likely to support ISIS.

Fact.

I used to like cats a little ... but ... NO MORE!

Thank you for your wisdom.

Originally posted by divegeester
People who own dogs are more likely to have a smelly house.

Yes. 😞

Cats may treat us as slaves and dogs treat us like gods but dogs are way more time-consuming!

My two need 3 x 45minute exercise each day minimum plus cuddles and treats and wee/poo breaks and ...

All a cat needs is a flap!

Originally posted by divegeester
People who own dogs are more likely to have a smelly house.

I love the smell of doggie in the morning.

And I carry my dog smell everywhere... WITH PRIDE!

*goes to surf*

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
If Seitse is on the right path sir, Western civilization will have to have a rethink on where it is heading.

Smells like victory.

Originally posted by FMF
I own cats but I [b]don't cheat on my taxes.[/b]

Got your IP address, son. We're coming for you.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I used to like cats a little ... but ... NO MORE!

Thank you for your wisdom.

You have been enlightened. My mission here is complete.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Cats may treat us as slaves and dogs treat us like gods but dogs are way more time-consuming!

My two need 3 x 45minute exercise each day minimum plus cuddles and treats and wee/poo breaks and ...

All a cat needs is a flap!

Dogs a probably more rewarding; my sister dotes on her two Yorkshire terriers, but cats are definitely less hassle.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Cats may treat us as slaves...

All a cat needs is a flap!

It is my opinion that humans probably domesticated wolves and gradually bred dogs from their pups, whereas cats have domesticated humans. Cats looked round the available species and decided that h. saps were the most favorable 'providers' and thereafter set about to tame us by purring and rubbing against our legs.

What a cat needs is a 'provider' with opposable thumbs -- to work the can opener for cat-food tins. Apes would have done as well, but apes didn't invent cat-food tins.

Originally posted by sonhouse
What about people who have both?

I have both.

Originally posted by Seitse
Experience shows that people who own cats are ugly, insecure, cheat on their
taxes, and are more likely to support ISIS.

Fact.

My cat owns me, and I've seen him facing Mecca five times a day.

Originally posted by divegeester
People who own dogs are more likely to have a smelly house.

My animals stay outside with me. 😉

Originally posted by josephw
My animals stay outside with me. 😉

Do you have a "flap"?