Cat People v Dog People

FMF

General

06 Mar 16 03:26

diver

🎄

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 123185

06 Mar 16 09:59

1 edit

-1

This post is unavailable

Please refer to our posting guidelines

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

06 Mar 16 10:15

Originally posted by Seitse
Experience shows that people who own cats are ugly, insecure, cheat on their
taxes, and are more likely to support ISIS.

Fact.

I used to like cats a little ... but ... NO MORE!

Thank you for your wisdom.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

06 Mar 16 10:15

-Removed-

Yes. 😞

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

06 Mar 16 10:18

1 edit

Cats may treat us as slaves and dogs treat us like gods but dogs are way more time-consuming!

My two need 3 x 45minute exercise each day minimum plus cuddles and treats and wee/poo breaks and ...

All a cat needs is a flap!

Drewnogal

Constant Gardener

The Plot

Joined: 07 Aug 12
Moves: 55536

06 Mar 16 11:01

This post is unavailable

Please refer to our posting guidelines

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Mar 16 11:20

-Removed-

I love the smell of doggie in the morning.

And I carry my dog smell everywhere... WITH PRIDE!

*goes to surf*

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Mar 16 11:20

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
If Seitse is on the right path sir, Western civilization will have to have a rethink on where it is heading.

Smells like victory.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Mar 16 11:21

Originally posted by FMF
I own cats but I [b]don't cheat on my taxes.[/b]

Got your IP address, son. We're coming for you.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Mar 16 11:21

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I used to like cats a little ... but ... NO MORE!

Thank you for your wisdom.

You have been enlightened. My mission here is complete.

diver

🎄

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 123185

06 Mar 16 11:31

This post is unavailable

Please refer to our posting guidelines

moonbus

Über-Nerd (emeritus)

Joined: 31 May 12
Moves: 9642

06 Mar 16 11:41

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Cats may treat us as slaves...

All a cat needs is a flap!

It is my opinion that humans probably domesticated wolves and gradually bred dogs from their pups, whereas cats have domesticated humans. Cats looked round the available species and decided that h. saps were the most favorable 'providers' and thereafter set about to tame us by purring and rubbing against our legs.

What a cat needs is a 'provider' with opposable thumbs -- to work the can opener for cat-food tins. Apes would have done as well, but apes didn't invent cat-food tins.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

06 Mar 16 13:01

Originally posted by sonhouse
What about people who have both?

I have both.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

06 Mar 16 13:03

Originally posted by Seitse
Experience shows that people who own cats are ugly, insecure, cheat on their
taxes, and are more likely to support ISIS.

Fact.

My cat owns me, and I've seen him facing Mecca five times a day.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

06 Mar 16 13:03

-Removed-

My animals stay outside with me. 😉

diver

🎄

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 123185

06 Mar 16 14:36

This post is unavailable

Please refer to our posting guidelines