1. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Mar '16 16:02
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Do you have a "flap"?
    That's a very personal question. Whatever the fatty does in the bathtub is his business.
  2. Subscriberjosephw
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    06 Mar '16 17:29
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Do you have a "flap"?
    Nope. Animals are not allowed in the house. They smell, shed and spray. I provide suitable shelter.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    06 Mar '16 17:58
    Originally posted by josephw
    Nope. Animals are not allowed in the house. They smell, shed and spray. I provide suitable shelter.
    They shelter under you? 😲
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    06 Mar '16 18:09
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    They shelter under you? 😲
    Can't sleep with that dang dog. He jumps up half the night barking at every little sound, and the cat just tries to get too cozy. 😕
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    06 Mar '16 18:14
    Originally posted by josephw
    Nope. Animals are not allowed in the house. They smell, shed and spray. I provide suitable shelter.
    I meant "you're" flap, as you live outside.
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    06 Mar '16 20:18
    Originally posted by divegeester
    I meant "you're" flap, as you live outside.
    I have no idea what " "you're" flap" means!

    I never "flap" as I have no wings. But I do flop on occasion. 😉
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    06 Mar '16 20:422 edits
    Originally posted by josephw
    I have no idea what " "you're" flap" means!

    I never "flap" as I have no wings. But I do flop on occasion. 😉
    Divegeester was referring to the fact that you are an aircraft component. You have a remarkable lack of self-awareness not to realise this. You may wonder why he omitted the indefinite article: clearly he was parodying one of those foreign johnnies what don't speak our language proper.
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    06 Mar '16 23:39
    Originally posted by josephw
    I have no idea what " "you're" flap" means!

    I never "flap" as I have no wings. But I do flop on occasion. 😉
    On the previous page you said "my animals stay outside with me". So I'm assuming you have a josephw-flap in your door next to your cat-flap.
  9. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    06 Mar '16 23:51
    Originally posted by FMF
    Putting to one side people who like both equally or who like neither (perhaps), what deductions or assumptions (whether they be spurious, serious, speculative... or whatever) can we make about the character and psychology of people who prefer dogs to cats and people who prefer cats to dogs.
    Y b partial to either.
    Some people like turtles or canaries or ant farms or aquarium fish or reptiles.
    Y get involved with two valued semantic decisions in such a frivolous question which purportedly assumes
    some in depth understanding of household pet ownership "psychology"?.
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    06 Mar '16 23:56
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Y b partial to either.
    Some people like turtles or canaries or ant farms or aquarium fish or reptiles.
    Y get involved with two valued semantic decisions in such a frivolous question which purportedly assumes
    some in depth understanding of household pet ownership "psychology"?.
    Every pet owner is an armchair animal psychologist to some degree! 😛
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    07 Mar '16 05:40
    if you want a friend, get a dog
    if you want an equal, get a cat
  12. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    07 Mar '16 07:45
    Originally posted by josephw
    Nope. Animals are not allowed in the house. They smell, shed and spray. I provide suitable shelter.
    Any animal not allowed in the house isn't a pet.
    My dogs live in the house.
    And yes .. we have to clean up after them........... 😞
    But they would not be the same animals if they were not part of our pack!
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    07 Mar '16 13:07
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Y b partial to either.
    Are you now trying to irritate chemists along with everyone else?
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    07 Mar '16 13:32
    Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
    Divegeester was referring to the fact that you are an aircraft component. You have a remarkable lack of self-awareness not to realise this. You may wonder why he omitted the indefinite article: clearly he was parodying one of those foreign johnnies what don't speak our language proper.
    You're wrong. Divegeester was referring to the flap that allows cats and dogs into the house. Where's your self-awareness? Can't you understand English? 😉
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    07 Mar '16 13:36
    Originally posted by divegeester
    On the previous page you said "my animals stay outside with me". So I'm assuming you have a josephw-flap in your door next to your cat-flap.
    No flaps at all. I'm not allowed in the house either as I am not house broken. 😛
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