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I was wondring, are there any deaf players on the site who can understand sign language?
I have been thinking lately that when I go out places with loud music I have less and less inclination to have to scream at people for them to just barely hear me anyway (and most of the time not even properly). So I was wondering, is there a way to impress girls by hand signals and, if so, what sort of signals would you reccomend to get them in the mood?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I was wondring, are there any deaf players on the site who can understand sign language?
I have been thinking lately that when I go out places with loud music I have less and less inclination to have to scream at people for them to just barely hear me anyway (and most of the time not even properly). So I was wondering, is there a way to impress ...[text shortened]... ls by hand signals and, if so, what sort of signals would you reccomend to get them in the mood?
LMFAO just thinking about it! 😛

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I was wondring, are there any deaf players on the site who can understand sign language?
I have been thinking lately that when I go out places with loud music I have less and less inclination to have to scream at people for them to just barely hear me anyway (and most of the time not even properly). So I was wondering, is there a way to impress ...[text shortened]... ls by hand signals and, if so, what sort of signals would you reccomend to get them in the mood?
Rock Concert Movement # 4...The Behind The Head Leg Stretch.
Ready.
Go.

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Originally posted by mikelom
LMFAO just thinking about it! 😛
You and me both.

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I've always found this ones a winner...





...works every time. 😉

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
I've always found this ones a winner...





...works every time. 😉
😵 I bet they all let ya dance with them when you do THAT!!

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Originally posted by yo its me
😵 I bet they all let ya dance with them when you do THAT!!
amongst other things yes... 😉

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Perhaps forming a ring using the thumb and index finger then inserting and withdrawing my index finger from the other hand into the hole might get the right sort of attention.
I think it would be especially good whilst grinning at them so they know you are being friendly.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I was wondring, are there any deaf players on the site who can understand sign language?
I have been thinking lately that when I go out places with loud music I have less and less inclination to have to scream at people for them to just barely hear me anyway (and most of the time not even properly). So I was wondering, is there a way to impress ...[text shortened]... ls by hand signals and, if so, what sort of signals would you reccomend to get them in the mood?
How to say Blow Job in sign language:

With one hand hold your index finger up, like you would if were saying 'We're number 1!'. Cup your other hand over your index finger, like you would if you were singing 'Hide it under a bushel, NO! I'm gonna let it shine!', and make an up-and-down motion.

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Originally posted by darvlay
How to say Blow Job in sign language:

With one hand hold your index finger up, like you would if were saying 'We're number 1!'. Cup your other hand over your index finger, like you would if you were singing 'Hide it under a bushel, NO! I'm gonna let it shine!', and make an up-and-down motion.
I used to think the same thing, but I found out it means pick up an ashtray and fling it at my forehead.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I was wondring, are there any deaf players on the site who can understand sign language?
I have been thinking lately that when I go out places with loud music I have less and less inclination to have to scream at people for them to just barely hear me anyway (and most of the time not even properly). So I was wondering, is there a way to impress ...[text shortened]... ls by hand signals and, if so, what sort of signals would you reccomend to get them in the mood?
With your left hand make a circle with your thumb and forefinger.

With your right hand poke your forefinger in and out of the circle. Then grab your junk and grin laciviously.

Edit: Oops, I didn't read Tchex's post. Sorry T.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
With your left hand make a circle with your thumb and forefinger.

With your right hand poke your forefinger in and out of the circle. Then grab your junk and grin laciviously.

Edit: Oops, I didn't read Tchex's post. Sorry T.
That is sign language even Helen Keller would get!

Can't wait to see what %'s of yes's and "GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!" it gets.

Who wants to try out that survey?

Dave

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
Can't wait to see what %'s of yes's and "GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!" it gets.
Won't it be more like:

SNFET DE FMUK FMOUT OF FMERE!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Won't it be more like:

SNFET DE FMUK FMOUT OF FMERE!
OMG!

Now that was too damn funny!

Dave
( I am going to hell for laughing like this over that one for sure )

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