Chess Limericks

Come on I know you can do this..

Someday I'll play chess in Manhattan,
till then I'll just sit here a rantin',
for my game is still weak,
not yet at my peak,
and my gambits...far be them from satin

or something like that
🙂

There once was a chess player from Nantucket........

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
There once was a chess player from Nantucket........

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
There once was a chess player from Nantucket........

Originally posted by claretnblue
who played with his head in a bucket
he gurgled through water
"you're all pawns to the slaughter"
so give in to my mating or just suck it

Originally posted by fawcr01
.... who carried his set in a bucket.....

I play chess even worse then a frog
probably beecause I got IQ like a dog
I get nightmares from Rooks
And i hate studying books
like i said, im dumb as a dog so i cant rhyme the last line.

FNM
😞

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Which was really quite plain

Originally posted by Faith No More
I play chess even worse then a frog
probably beecause I got IQ like a dog
I get nightmares from Rooks
And i hate studying books
like i said, im dumb as a dog so i cant rhyme the last line.

FNM
😞

Originally posted by fawcr01
... how about "even when sat on the bog"

Which is UK slang for toilet, not sure about rest of world.

Originally posted by Faith No More
I play chess even worse then a frog
probably beecause I got IQ like a dog
I get nightmares from Rooks
And i hate studying books
like i said, im dumb as a dog so i cant rhyme the last line.

FNM
😞

Originally posted by fawcr01
.... and caused him much pain ......