Chess Rhyme Time

Originally posted by demonseed
There once was a drunkard named, Darvlay.
Who met a woman that he should like to parlay,
But the drink went to his head,
Alas, he was a flop in bed.
And now he sticks to lemon barley.

Originally posted by darvlay
There once was a paddy named Demon
Whose armpits were always seen steaming.
When he'd raise up his arm
It'd smell just like a farm
Or a hooker whose crotch was a-creaming.

A Canadian man I once knew,
Would do anything in pursuit of a screw.
He chanced upon a Gazelle,
He thought I'll ride her to hell.
I tried to tell him: It's not a Gazelle but a Gnu.

'The printouts!' Kasparov cried,
'Why was I so flatly denied?'
Because the answer would show
What you and I know -
That Fischer was really inside!

Chess with the Bowmann is great
If you choose to engage in debate.
It's rare that you'll find
Such a keen and quick mind
And a face that resembles an Ape's.

There once was a confused boy named Bowmann,
Who told his father he'd like to be a woman.
The father was furious,
And suggested his motives were spurious,
"You're doing this just for show, man".

Oh why is this thread still alive,
Somehow it has managed to survive.
So to all of you pricks
You all make me sick,
Look at how poor Bowmann cries.

Originally posted by uzless
Oh why is this thread still alive,
Somehow it has managed to survive.
So to all of you pricks
You all make me sick,
Look at how poor Bowmann cries.

Originally posted by darvlay
-9 recs.

Originally posted by darvlay
-9 recs.

Originally posted by uzless
Ha, you've got about 50,000 posts since you joined two years ago...odds are in your favour


rec'r

Originally posted by uzless
Oh why is this thread still alive,
Somehow it has managed to survive.
So to all of you pricks
You all make me sick,
Look at how poor Bowmann cries.

There was a young bard of Japan
Who wrote verses that no one could scan;
When they told him 'twas so,
He replied: 'Yes, I know,
But I always try to get just as many words onto the last line as I possibly can.'

Originally posted by Bowmann
There was a young bard of Japan
Who wrote verses that no one could scan;
When they told him 'twas so,
He replied: 'Yes, I know,
But I always try to get just as many words onto the last line as I possibly can.'

I met her over a game of chess,
The palpitations caused me such distress.
She said "I shall not masturbate,
The two of us shall mate,
So to begin, perhaps you should undress."