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Originally posted by uzless
Shot through the heart,
You're to blame
Honey you give love,
A bad name
A bit of Bon jovi then.

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There was a man called Uzless
Whose limericks were always a mess
His trouble was rhyming
It was all in his timing
But watch him play some chess

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Originally posted by boarman
There was a man called Uzless
Whose limericks were always a mess
His trouble was rhyming
It was all in his timing
But watch him play some chess
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That's just horrible.

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Originally posted by darvlay
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That's just horrible.
There was a man called Darvlay
Who was looking for a gay
Until he went out
When the men were about
He found one and went home to play

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Originally posted by boarman
There was a man called Darvlay
Who was looking for a gay
Until he went out
When the men were about
He found one and went home to play
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Are you even trying?

And that doesn't even make sense. 😕

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Originally posted by darvlay
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Are you even trying?

And that doesn't even make sense. 😕
Don't know what your numbers for sylables represents but it made sense to me if you know what a gay is.

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Originally posted by boarman
Don't know what your numbers for sylables represents but it made sense to me if you know what a gay is.
Geesh, boringman. Everyone timing knows that the secret to timing comedy is in the timing. Even a gay knows that secret.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Geesh, boringman. Everyone timing knows that the secret to timing comedy is in the timing. Even a gay knows that secret.
Gay as a noun? No, sir, I do not like it.

Freaky, get fecked!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Gay as a noun? No, sir, I do not like it.

Freaky, get fecked!
I'm trying to talk the wife into it as I type this. Hopefully the Bombay will be kicking in soon. It's the Sapphire label, so it better be money well spent.

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JButler...the poet,
Now u all know it,
The king of chess, I must confess,
thus the time for me to show it!!!!!!!



For many, If any.......challengers!!!!!
🙂🙂🙂

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Tell me mister Demonseed
Is it hard to be a weed
When your full of crap
And not a nice chap
Too bad you wont succeed

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Originally posted by darvlay
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Are you even trying?

And that doesn't even make sense. 😕
It's not just the timing,
It's all about rhyming.
The results we all saw,
Our game was a Draw,
So now please, no more whining.

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Originally posted by uzless
It's not just the timing,
It's all about rhyming.
The results we all saw,
Our game was a Draw,
So now please, no more whining.
June the 1st on redhotpawn
uzless is bored at home alone
creating a thread he wanted to entertain
but then he realised he aint gotnobrain
so he decided to visit a specialist
called Dr. Love Strange
and ended up with a fist
in his lower range

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Originally posted by Jonny d
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Your poetry is crap.