Originally posted by FreakyKBHThere once was a fundie named Freaky
There once was a man called Bowmann
who fancied hisself a grammartarian.
His corrections keen,
with a colon so clean,
and his periods were always spot-on.
Whose floorboards were ever so creaky.
In the middle of night
When he'd bang his old wife
His kids would be at the door peeking.
Originally posted by darvlayComes now a heathen called darvlay
There once was a fundie named Freaky
Whose floorboards were ever so creaky.
In the middle of night
When he'd bang his old wife
His kids would be at the door peeking.
who's rumored able to go all day.
A slight catch there is,
when it comes to the jizz,
he's not sure if its this or that way.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHThere once was a guy named, FreakyKBH,
Comes now a heathen called darvlay
who's rumored able to go all day.
A slight catch there is,
when it comes to the jizz,
he's not sure if its this or that way.
Who declined to become my bee-yatch.
Will he change his mind?
When he comes to find,
That I am, actually, incredibly rich.
Originally posted by demonseedThere once was a person named demonseed,
There once was a guy named, FreakyKBH,
Who declined to become my bee-yatch.
Will he change his mind?
When he comes to find,
That I am, actually, incredibly rich.
Who spent their nights killing political weeds,
And trying to plant their political seeds,
Even though this person is rich,
That's probably because they live in a ditch.
Originally posted by boarmanI once met a man named Boarman,
I knew a man called Demonseed
Whose friends claimed he'd been freed
From a life of despair
He decided to be fair
And chose to live in a life of greed
Who could be trusted, as much as a whore can.
He boasted, "In front of the net,
"I am as good as it gets."
Diego Maradona? More like Diego Forlan.
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Originally posted by demonseedOh Demonseed you bard
I once met a man named Boarman,
Who could be trusted, as much as a whore can.
He boasted, "In front of the net,
"I am as good as it gets."
Diego Maradona? More like Diego Forlan.
You really try so hard
With a smile on your face
Your words, all over the place
Better be on your guard
No malice intended
You have descended
Your wit is unknown
The seed has been sown
Your status is not even legend😉😉😉