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Originally posted by darvlay
-9 recs.
i am new to this site and can someone please let me know what these recs are .It my sound dumb but what are they (honestly now)

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Originally posted by demonseed
I met her over a game of chess,
The palpitations caused me such distress.
She said "I shall not masturbate,
The two of us shall mate,
So to begin, perhaps you should undress."
Once met a doctor who liiked to play chess,
so we checked and mated until she undressed,

her bishops were shocked. her knights banished,
her castles were moated, and her king was famished.

we sat back and laughed and smoked a cigarette that night
She thought of my Karo-Kann i thought of her plight.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
There was a young bard of Japan
Who wrote verses that no one could scan;
When they told him 'twas so,
He replied: 'Yes, I know,
But I always try to get just as many words onto the last line as I possibly can.'
Damn you Bowmann! Your bawdy verse of five anapestic lines made me actually laugh out loud. 😳

More enjoyable to read than spelling corrections anyway. 😉

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Originally posted by kw72uk
anapestic
anapaestic 😛

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Originally posted by Bowmann
[b]anapaestic 😛[/b]
Damn you again! Surely it's spelt either way though.

Edit: Gah! Damn those Americans too!

Edit edit: Oh my god the absolute irony. 😞

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Originally posted by kw72uk
Edit: Damn those Americans too!
I know how you feel.

But either spell it right or change the flag 😛

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Originally posted by Bowmann
[b]anapaestic 😛[/b]
people think bowmann is boarman
but they really dont know man
are we the same
or just playing a game
or just doing the best that we can

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Originally posted by boarman
people think bowmann is boarman
but they really dont know man
are we the same
or just playing a game
or just doing the best that we can
Who's Boarman? Is he a superhero like spiderman? A man with the head of a boar?

Edit: If Bowmann and Boarman are the same person, then the complete lack of punctuation use by Boarman to hide the fact is pure genius. 😉

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Originally posted by kw72uk
Who's Boarman? Is he a superhero like spiderman? A man with the head of a boar?
i like your thinking , he could make a good comic book character or even one of the missing x men , but alas i am just a humble man

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Originally posted by boarman
i like your thinking , he could make a good comic book character or even one of the missing x men , but alas i am just a humble man
Euurgh I've just had a very disturbing thought. I hope there isn't a superhero called Whoreman. 😞

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Originally posted by boarman
people think bowmann is boarman
Admit it, that's exactly what you want. Don't think I didn't notice you the instant you registered.

I have many fans, the the vast majority of whom behave sensibly and courteously. However, your type simply isn't content with anything less than imitation and plagiarism.

Prepare to suffer the continual wrath of the genuine Bowmann.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Admit it, that's exactly what you want. Don't think I didn't notice you the instant you registered.

I have many fans, the the vast majority of whom behave sensibly and courteously. However, your type simply isn't content with anything less than imitation and plagiarism.

Prepare to suffer the continual wrath of the genuine Bowmann.
just the opposite i had not even heard of you , let alone your snide remarks ,but if i have to suffer your wrath then so be it .Just another one for your list as i have seen

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Originally posted by boarman
the the
Shame on you.

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There once was a man called Bowmann
who fancied hisself a grammartarian.
His corrections keen,
with a colon so clean,
and his periods were always spot-on.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Shame on you.
i'm glad you correct everybody even youself