Chuck Norris facts:
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Chuck Norris plans to reunite The Beatles. All he needs is a gun and two bullets.
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris
His everywhere isn't he
No wonder
They did a servey for the world's greatest super hero
Superman and Batman had about 80 % of all votes
Til Chuck Norris was added
It was a landslide victory
Why do so many people go crazy over him , please tell me
And I already know he defeated Bruce Lee in a real martial rats tournament and that he got trained by Bruce Lee as well