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Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Chuck Norris must have a permit to carry concealed weapons in order to wear clothes.
That almost made me cry.

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Originally posted by slappy115
That almost made me cry.
:'(

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Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Chuck Norris must have a permit to carry concealed weapons in order to wear clothes.
😵

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Chuck Norris can't play chess.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris can't play chess.
he'll give you a roundhouse kick to the face for saying that

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
he'll give you a roundhouse kick to the face for saying that
Chuck Norris can't kick.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris can't kick.
Chuck Nordlys once heard a man using language in a confusing manner; she corrected him politely.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Chuck Nordlys once heard a man using language in a confusing manner; she corrected him politely.
she?

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Chuck Norris is a legend.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris can't play chess.
Chuck norris doesn't need to play chess, as soon as his opponent finds out who they're playing they resign

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Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Chuck norris doesn't need to play chess, as soon as his opponent finds out who they're playing they resign
😛

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Okay, Dutch. That was overkill. The world with Chuck Norris is one huge minefield. Checkmate twice on the first move? Please.

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
Chuck Norris. Man of all men. Just looking at him puts hair on your chest. He doesn't do push-ups...he pushes the world down. He doesn't cut the grass...he dares it to grow. If you get into a fight with him, PREPARE TO DIE. If he says something, YOU WILL DIE. If he doesn't, YOU WILL LIVE.
In the beginning, there was Chuck, and God saw it, and it was good...
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world into existence, and God had his publicist, Moses, change the story
😉

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Originally posted by scherzo
Okay, Dutch. That was overkill. The world with Chuck Norris is one huge minefield. Checkmate twice on the first move? Please.
says you 😛

EDIT: Two checkmates on the first move is two roundhouse kicks to the face if you don't resign.

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