Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris. Man of all men. Just looking at him puts hair on your chest. He doesn't do push-ups...he pushes the world down. He doesn't cut the grass...he dares it to grow. If you get into a fight with him, PREPARE TO DIE. If he says something, YOU WILL DIE. If he doesn't, YOU WILL LIVE.

and hE doesnt even scream when his boyfriend has his way with him either.

Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Bruce Lee. During the fight, he roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee and split him in half. Now we have Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Originally posted by Ironstar
Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Bruce Lee. During the fight, he roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee and split him in half. Now we have Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at Tennis.

Originally posted by Ironstar
Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at Tennis.

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My hat's off to Chuck Norris...

Norris is gay

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Then why the sermon on Mr Norris. . . . When I say it like that he sounds a bit like the milk man.

he forgot to mention a few things:

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

Chuck Norris sued Tom Clancy because "The Sum of All fears" is his autobiography.

Chuck Norris never goes hunting. He goes killing.

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
I'm kidding