Chuck Norris

Originally posted by EAPOE
Game of chess Mr Stealer of Souls? Noticed we have similar rating?

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
{sarcasm}What makes you say dat?

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet,
water gets Chuck Norris

Sorry - Already been posted

Originally posted by EAPOE
Game of chess Mr Stealer of Souls? Noticed we have similar rating?

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris doesn't know how to swim, however water is too afraid to do anything about it
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, but death is too afraid to do anything about it
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris's house has no doors, only walls he walks through

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Originally posted by jenna1
.....? i'm confused

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

Chuck Norris is so cool, he get his own thread at RHP once a week...


...or at least it seems that way

Originally posted by jenna1
.....? i'm confused

Chuck Norris must have a permit to carry concealed weapons in order to wear clothes.

If Chuck ever gets out of ammo you better shoot yourself. He uses guns out of pitty.

Originally posted by jenna1
.....? i'm confused