constipation cures

haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

@lemondrop
You should also study astronomy so you can know Uranus🙂

Eat a papaya.

@Trev33
Or maybe a MAMAya.

I read that as long as I'm able to fart I should be ok

Eight pints of Guinness will sort you out

@lemondrop
You could try a coat hanger with the end bent into a little hook and take matters into your own hands....

@sonhouse said
@lemondrop
You could try a coat hanger with the end bent into a little hook and take matters into your own hands....

@sonhouse
I'm not in need of a back alley abortion

@lemondrop said
I read that as long as I'm able to fart I should be ok

@trev33 said
You're clearly not ok.

Fruit, vegetables, exercise and coffee. That's what you need.

@lemondrop said
haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

@lemondrop said
I read that as long as I'm able to fart I should be ok

Have you got anything stashed up your back passage ?
Rustys nose doesn't count 😆

@the-gravedigger said
Have you got anything stashed up your back passage ?
Rustys nose doesn't count 😆