constipation cures

@lemondrop said
haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

The rear end is capable of producing all three states of matter.

@gambrel said
The rear end is capable of producing all three states of matter.

@lemondrop said
haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

@very-rusty said
So it would be safe to say you're full of it!

I've known that for years! 🙂

-VR

@lemondrop

Most of it has been given, like lots of water, perhaps some prune juice and get your lazy butt off that chair you're on and go for a walk. If that doesn't work you could try a stick of dynomite, second thought don't do that last one. 🙂 😛

-VR

@lemondrop

Sunflower seeds always make me go...a lot.
The oil in those seeds is effective.
Corn but don't chew it. Just swallow the kernels whole.
Coffee.

If that doesn't work have a friend grab a stick or something 🤔

@sonhouse said
@lemondrop
You should also study astronomy so you can know Uranus🙂

@Contenchess
I like sunflower seeds
I think I'll give that a try
how many do I eat?

@lemondrop said
@Contenchess
I like sunflower seeds
I think I'll give that a try
how many do I eat?

@lemondrop said
haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

@lemondrop said
I only care about the matter at hand

What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl:
One shoots and can't hit, the other hoots and can't .....

I’ve heard anal sex is good at relieving constipation, stick a carrot up your bum, that’ll do the trick.

@trev33 said
I’ve heard anal sex is good at relieving constipation, stick a carrot up your bum, that’ll do the trick.