Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by rbmorris
Granted. Now hurry along with my pizza. 😀

I wish I had one of those little cans that you turn upside down to make cow noises.

(on my way!)

Granted, but it's attached to a real cow.

I wish I had a decent camera.

Originally posted by reader1107
(on my way!)

Granted, but it's attached to a real cow.

I wish I had a decent camera.

Granted, but you have to take pictures of me nude.

I wish my head would blow up

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you have to take pictures of me nude.

I wish my head would blow up

Granted, but you live seriously disconfigured.

I wish I could blow your head.

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but you live seriously disconfigured.

I wish I could blow your head.

Granted but he's got herpes


I wish i was extemely strong.

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but you live seriously disconfigured.

I wish I could blow your head.

Granted. I won't corrupt it.

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... it's because you haven't crossed a river in a while.

i wish germany had won the last world cup.

Granted. It is now 1990. Germany just won the final and you're listening to MC Hammer's "Can't touch this". And you like it!!!

I wish women would be the ones required to say "I'm sorry" after an argument.

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted. It is now 1990. Germany just won the final and you're listening to MC Hammer's "Can't touch this". And you like it!!!

I wish women would be the ones required to say "I'm sorry" after an argument.

Granted,but now there is no "make-up sex."
I wish I had more friends. 🙂

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but now there is no "make-up sex."
I wish I had more friends. 🙂

Granted, but they're all wishing they had better friends.

I wish I could kick queenie in the balls.

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but they're all wishing they had better friends.

I wish I could kick queenie in the balls.

Granted,but his nads mutated and have legs ,and, they kick back at you.
I wish everyone would be nice to me. 😞

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but they're all wishing they had better friends.

I wish I could kick queenie in the balls.

Granted, as long as I can do it too. lol

I wish that I could have unlimited icecream.

Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Granted, as long as I can do it too. lol

I wish that I could have unlimited icecream.

Granted,but it is cod liver flavoured.
I wish sj would give me the time of day.

Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Granted, as long as I can do it too. lol

I wish that I could have unlimited icecream.

Granted, too bad that you are allergic for icecream.

I wish that I was popular.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but it is cod liver flavoured.
I wish sj would give me the time of day.

Granted, but she never stops, and the constant ramblings each second drive you insane.

I wish autumn lasted for nine months of the year.

Originally posted by Loose Screw
Granted, too bad that you are allergic for icecream.

I wish that I was popular.

Granted, you're now popular with the biker bar black leather boy toy gang.

I wish I had ESP.