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Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but so are you. And he's the mayor.

I wish I could see it happen.
Granted, but only through rose coloured glasses.

I wish none of my wishes carried provisos.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... they aren't really real.

i wish robert wasn't so fat in the latest version of mini-put (it makes it hard to see the ball).
k, but he becomes still world champion

I wish I was in scrutinizing pain forever...I don't want it to ever stop.

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Originally posted by mattwyrick
k, but he becomes still world champion

I wish I was in scrutinizing pain forever...I don't want it to ever stop.
Granted, but occasionally you pass out and therefore don't feel a thing.

I wish I had a sparring partner like you.

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Granted, but your ankle is sore, the car needs a new fan belt. You have a head cold, the TV is on the blink, and the gym is closed.

On the bright side, there wasn't much on anyway, and the gym smells.



I wish I could be arsed to cook more often, instead of relying on take-aways.

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Originally posted by thetank444
Granted, but your ankle is sore, the car needs a new fan belt. You have a head cold, the TV is on the blink, and the gym is closed.

On the bright side, there wasn't much on anyway, and the gym smells.



I wish I could be arsed to cook more often, instead of relying on take-aways.
Granted, you're now employed as a fry cook at mcdonalds, and can't afford takeout.

I wish my dog's would stop shedding.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, you're now employed as a fry cook at mcdonalds, and can't afford takeout.

I wish my dog's would stop shedding.
Granted, but you have to shave them daily.

I wish I had an extra arm mounted in my forehead.

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Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but you have to shave them daily.

I wish I had an extra arm mounted in my forehead.
Granted, but you promptly lose the other two.

I wish I could travel the world.

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Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but occasionally you pass out and therefore don't feel a thing.

I wish I had a sparring partner like you.
Phooey.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but you promptly lose the other two.

I wish I could travel the world.
Granted, but that world is Jupiter, good luck not being crushed to death.

I wish I could eat raw pineapples.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Granted, but that world is Jupiter, good luck not being crushed to death.

I wish I could eat raw pineapples.
Granted, but you only get to eat the outside.

I wish I could comprehend calculus.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but you only get to eat the outside.

I wish I could comprehend calculus.
Granted, but you still work at McDonald's.



I wish these stupid ants were GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Granted, but you still work at McDonald's.



I wish these stupid ants were GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, and they're replaced by intelligent ants.

I wish I had some vodka.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, and they're replaced by intelligent ants.

I wish I had some vodka.
Granted,but it is the cheap rot gut vodka.
I would like to teach the world to sing,in perfect harmony. 😀

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but it is the cheap rot gut vodka.
I would like to teach the world to sing,in perfect harmony. 😀
Granted, but you're also forced to buy them all a Coke as well.


I'd like to be famous for something good.