Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, you're now popular with the biker bar black leather boy toy gang.

I wish I had ESP.

woh up there easy sj😵

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, you're now popular with the biker bar black leather boy toy gang.

I wish I had ESP.

Granted,but now you also have AADHD,and cant focus on anything.
I wish I had my marbles.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but now you also have AADHD,and cant focus on anything.
I wish I had my marbles.

You've found them, and they're now tied around your finger.

I wish I had a better memory.

Originally posted by SJ247
You've found them, and they're now tied around your finger.

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted,but now you have an IQ of 70,the up side is your chess rating is now 1900.
I wish RHP was made of candy.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but now you have an IQ of 70,the up side is your chess rating is now 1900.
I wish RHP was made of candy.

Granted, but you'll gain 120 pounds.

I wish I was tall.

Originally posted by abejnood
Granted, but you'll gain 120 pounds.

I wish I was tall.

Granted, but you have to wear the platform shoes 24/7.

I wish I was shorter.

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but you have to wear the platform shoes 24/7.

I wish I was shorter.

Granted, but you're stuck in arky's hair.


I wish there was a meetup close enough to get to.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted, but you're stuck in arky's hair.


I wish there was a meetup close enough to get to.

Granted, but your car breaks down that day, and you're unable to attend.

I wish they'd invent nonchipping nail polish.

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, but your car breaks down that day, and you're unable to attend.

I wish they'd invent nonchipping nail polish.

Granted,but the hardening agent causes frigidity.
I wish RHP was made out of whiskey bottles.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but the hardening agent causes frigidity.
I wish RHP was made out of whiskey bottles.

Granted. RHP is now made out of whiskey bottles, but you couldn't be there the day we emptied them.

I wish I could find just one full whiskey bottle.

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted. RHP is now made out of whiskey bottles, but you couldn't be there the day we emptied them.

I wish I could find just one full whiskey bottle.

Granted,but you drop it and it breaks.
I wish Kurt would stop "abusing"alcohol that way.😞

Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted. RHP is now made out of whiskey bottles, but you couldn't be there the day we emptied them.

I wish I could find just one full whiskey bottle.

You've found it, but the whiskey bottle is filled with piss.

I wish I could make whiskey.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but you drop it and it breaks.
I wish Kurt would stop "abusing"alcohol that way.😞

Granted, so he starts abusing you.

I wish I were being used and abused more often.

Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, so he starts abusing you.

I wish I were being used and abused more often.

granted, but it is only for undesirable things, i wish i could ride my bicycle to work

Originally posted by chess player 323
granted, but it is only for undesirable things, i wish i could ride my bicycle to work

Granted. Your supporting wheels arrive in the mail tomorrow.

I wish I had tomorrow off.