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Granted, but with every magical event you get the explosive butt squirts directly in proportion to the magical result.

I wish I didn't like fat chicks so much.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Granted, but with every magical event you get the explosive butt squirts directly in proportion to the magical result.

I wish I didn't like fat chicks so much.
Granted, now you like fat guys.

I wish I was not at work.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, now you like fat guys.

I wish I was not at work.
Granted, but know Derfel is working his magic on you.

I wish this thread would impload.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Granted, but know Derfel is working his magic on you.

I wish this thread would impload.
Granted, and now you're on the wrong side of time and space.

I wish I had some fresh ground columbian coffee, rather than this piss they serve at my work.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, and now you're on the wrong side of time and space.

I wish I had some fresh ground columbian coffee, rather than this piss they serve at my work.
Granted, but now fresh ground columbian coffee tastes like piss.

I wish I had a wish.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Granted, but now fresh ground columbian coffee tastes like piss.

I wish I had a wish.
Granted, but you use it to wish that you had a wish.

I wish I had a fish

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Originally posted by KurtHoegh
Granted, but you use it to wish that you had a wish.

I wish I had a fish
Granted, but she's a gay mermaid.

I wish I had time to read all these threads before I go over to school!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Granted, but she's a gay mermaid.

I wish I had time to read all these threads before I go over to school!
Granted, you've been fired.

I wish people would read the threads before making comments like "Rubbish"

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Originally posted by Red Night
Granted, you've been fired.

I wish people would read the threads before making comments like "Rubbish"
Granted, but reading your thread contributions makes people want to wack you in the head and balls with a claw hammer.

I wish I could keep from wanting to wack you in the head with this hammer.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Granted, but reading your thread contributions makes people want to wack you in the head and balls with a claw hammer.

I wish I could keep from wanting to wack you in the head with this hammer.
Granted, but you start wacking yourself in the heads instead.


I wish I could get paid what I am worth....

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but you start wacking yourself in the heads instead.


I wish I could get paid what I am worth....
granted, have a nickle



I wish i could slap people with a fish

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
granted, have a nickle



I wish i could slap people with a fish
Granted, though the fish appendages work poorly for writing and pissing.

I wish I could figure out how to cook fish.

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Argh. Multiple posts. Don't mind me. I'll get my coat.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, though the fish appendages work poorly for writing and pissing.

I wish I could figure out how to cook fish.
Granted, now you have to figure out how to keep your goose from being cooked.


I wish I were a lot better at chess, particularly right now.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Granted, now you have to figure out how to keep your goose from being cooked.


I wish I were a lot better at chess, particularly right now.
Granted but you suck at everything else, including internet use, so you cannot get to RHP now....


I wish i could fufill all my dreams, or at least all of SJs...