Couldn't Resist

Originally posted by rmacken
You know exactly, dont make me put you over my knee again and spank your bare arse

Oh, I must mind my Daddy, eh?

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Oh, I must mind my Daddy, eh?

If rmacken is your daddy I would suggest calling childline or social services.

Originally posted by demonseed
If rmacken is your daddy I would suggest calling childline or social services.

why?

she is legal, im just keeping it in the family

😛

Originally posted by rmacken
why?

she is legal, im just keeping it in the family

😛

If she's in the family it's not legal.

Originally posted by demonseed
If she's in the family it's not legal.

Actually, he's a doctor, its ok.

Originally posted by demonseed
If she's in the family it's not legal.

My sister said, 'yeah, god that's as good as dad!'
I said, 'yeah, that's what mum said!' 😀

c.f. Chubby!

Originally posted by demonseed
If she's in the family it's not legal.

It is in my family and what I say is LAW

Want to be adopted?

Originally posted by rmacken
It is in my family and what I say is LAW

Want to be adopted?

I don't want a Demonseed in the family 😠

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I don't want a Demonseed in the family 😠

I was slowly passing an orphan's home one day
And stopped there for a moment just to watch the children play
Alone a boy was standing and when I asked him why
He turned with eyes that could not see and he began to cry

I'm nobody's child, I'm nobody's child
I'm like a flower just growing wild
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile
Nobody wants me I'm nobody's child

People come for children and take them for their own
But they all seem to pass me by and I am left alone
I know they'd like to take me but when they see I'm blind
They always take some other child and I am left behind

No mother's arms to hold me or soothe me when I cry
Sometimes it gets so lonely here I wish that I could die
I'd walk the streets of heaven where all the blind can see
And just like all the other kids there'd be a home for me

[spoken]
I just can't seem to figure out
Why the folks all pass me by
Cause I know that it's true that god takes
Little blind children with him in the sky
And they tell me that I'm oh so pretty
And they seem to like my big curls of gold
But then they take some other little child
And I'm left here all alone

I'm nobody's child, I'm nobody's child
I'm like a flower just growing wild
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile
Nobody wants me I'm nobody's child

Originally posted by demonseed
I was slowly passing an orphan's home one day
And stopped there for a moment just to watch the children play
Alone a boy was standing and when I asked him why
He turned with eyes that could not see and he began to cry

I'm nobody's child, I'm nobody's child
I'm like a flower just growing wild
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile
Nobody wants me ...[text shortened]... my's kisses and no daddy's smile
Nobody wants me I'm nobody's child

You forgot smelly.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
You forgot smelly.

No, he's right here with me.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
You forgot smelly.

I couldn't be arsed reading it!

😛

Originally posted by rmacken
I couldn't be arsed reading it!

😛

Well, that's because eyes don't work after hour 37 of no sleep!😴

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Well, that's because eyes don't work after hour 37 of no sleep!😴

come on, lets goto bed, give me a cuddle 😉

Originally posted by rmacken
come on, lets goto bed, give me a cuddle 😉

Relentless Rob

*2 second cuddle*