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23 Feb 21
I had my covid jab today and left the centre feeling absolutely fine.
However a little later as I walking down the high street one of my arms fell off, then a few minutes later the other arm fell off!
I wriggled into a store and called for help. Next thing I know I’m getting arrested for not wearing a mask!
Thanks Pfizer!
23 Feb 21
@divegeester saidfile a lawsuit
I had my covid jab today and left the centre feeling absolutely fine.
However a little later as I walking down the high street one of my arms fell off, then a few minutes later the other arm fell off!
I wriggled into a store and called for help. Next thing I know I’m getting arrested for not wearing a mask!
Thanks Pfizer!
you should be entitled to millions
make sure you get a trump lawyer
good luck gooster
23 Feb 21
@lemondrop saidMany thanks for the support.
file a lawsuit
you should be entitled to millions
make sure you get a trump lawyer
good luck gooster
23 Feb 21
@divegeester saidCan I have your gloves and long sleeve shirts.
I had my covid jab today and left the centre feeling absolutely fine.
However a little later as I walking down the high street one of my arms fell off, then a few minutes later the other arm fell off!
I wriggled into a store and called for help. Next thing I know I’m getting arrested for not wearing a mask!
Thanks Pfizer!
Every cloud !
@divegeester saidThey will probably grow back over time. Most vaccination reactions last less than forty eight hours so if you notice yourself typing a response using your fingers this would be an encouraging sign. Similarly holding a teacup could well mean that everything is once again tickety-boo. If however the problem persists I do have some distressing news about where you will likely receive the second dose...
I had my covid jab today and left the centre feeling absolutely fine.
However a little later as I walking down the high street one of my arms fell off, then a few minutes later the other arm fell off!
I wriggled into a store and called for help. Next thing I know I’m getting arrested for not wearing a mask!
Thanks Pfizer!
@very-rusty saidyou should ask the gooster for a few of his brain cells
What a bunch of vultures!
-VR
23 Feb 21
@lemondrop saidLemon do be a favor goad is your hero you take his brain cells then you can be even more like him! 😉 😛
you should ask the gooster for a few of his brain cells
-VR
@relentless-red saidHe probably won't receive a second dose unless they can find one of his arms.
If however the problem persists I do have some distressing news about where you will likely receive the second dose...
Many thanks for all the thoughts and prayers; I have some good news, and some not so good news.
The good news is that my arms have been surgically reattached to my torso, the not so good news if that they got them mixed up.
So now when surreptitiously try to scratch my bottom, I very openly scratch my groin.
I got arrested again!