Daily Quote

1. "Women and children can be careless, not men". -Vito Corleone (Fictional character from the Godfather films and books)

2. 'Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer'. - Michael Corleone (the Godfather films)

"Let me get this straight. Women wear fake hair, fake lashes and fake nails.
They get fake tits, fake butts, and get Botox injections.
But, they want a real man???" ~~ Walter (via Jeff Dunham)

"How do you like your children Mr. Fields?"
"FRIED".

5) "No man can lead a public career really worth leading, no man can act with rugged independence in serious crises, nor strike at great abuses,

nor afford to make powerful and unscrupulous foes, if he is himself vulnerable in his private character." Theodore Roosevelt


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Originally posted by Westside Mobster
1. "Women and children can be careless, not men". -Vito Corleone (Fictional character from the Godfather films and books)

7) "Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-ms gwen

9) "A joke is a very serious thing." -Winston Churchill

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
9) "A joke is a very serious thing." -Winston Churchill

Originally posted by rookie54
stuck in my head for so many years...

"that which makes you laugh, can also make you cry"
-a guy who wuz in the same cell with me in 1975

analyzed by deep thinkers...

"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." ...[text shortened]... to know that criminals, philosophers, and politicians think along the same lines...
rookie

Originally posted by Westside Mobster
2. ”In life, we are either kings or pawns”. -Napoleon Bonaparte (self-proclaimed emperor of France)

13) "I have a perfect horror of words that are not backed up by deeds." Theodore Rooseveldt (Oyster Bay, NY, July 7, 1915)

"We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again" -- Al Gore in response to allegations of illegal campaign finances.

Originally posted by Westside Mobster
3. ”Winning is not a secret that belongs to a very few, winning is something that we can learn by studying ourselves, studying the environment and making ourselves ready for any challenge that is in front of us”. Garry Kimovich Kasparov (chess grandmaster and former world champion)