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Natsia

Lippy Brat

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15 Aug 07 19:22

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

15 Aug 07 19:22

Just saw this, thought it was too funny.

Woman calls police to complain about the bad crack she'd just bought.
I'm sure the police were more than happy to come and "take her report".

http://www.cordeledispatch.com/local...223195348.html

It would appear that not all mind altering substances lead to enlightenment...

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

15 Aug 07 19:26

Originally posted by Natsia
Just saw this, thought it was too funny.

[b]Woman calls police to complain about the bad crack she'd just bought.
I'm sure the police were more than happy to come and "take her report".

http://www.cordeledispatch.com/local...223195348.html

It would appear that not all mind altering substances lead to enlightenment...[/b]

Your link is the broke!

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

15 Aug 07 19:30

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Your link is the broke!

Oh noses!
Try this one. Just tested it, works for me.
http://www.cordeledispatch.com/local/local_story_223195348.html

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

15 Aug 07 19:35

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Your link is the broke!

All of your crack are belong to her. 😞

Natsia

Lippy Brat

Joined: 15 Apr 06
Moves: 9667

15 Aug 07 19:41

Originally posted by Ice Cold
All of your crack are belong to her. 😞

Aye, and I sell it back to yo momma!

rmacken

Joined: 18 May 05
Moves: 38549

15 Aug 07 20:16

Originally posted by Natsia
Aye, and I sell it back to yo momma!

LOL!

very good, but how could she be arrested for being in possession when it wasn't actually cocaine!??

Dr Strangelove

Joined: 22 Aug 05
Moves: 26450

15 Aug 07 23:23

Originally posted by rmacken
LOL!

very good, but how could she be arrested for being in possession when it wasn't actually cocaine!??

"attempted possession of an illegal substance" 🙄

Brother Edwin

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The moral highground

Joined: 06 May 04
Moves: 34658

15 Aug 07 23:28

She is stupid, if you take drugs you accept the fact your get fake stuff now and then. I never buy a lot in one go just in case its all fake I wont be loseing too much money.

Dr Strangelove

Joined: 22 Aug 05
Moves: 26450

15 Aug 07 23:31

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
She is stupid, if you take drugs you accept the fact your get fake stuff now and then. I never buy a lot in one go just in case its all fake I wont be loseing too much money.

Sound advice Bro. 😏

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
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15 Aug 07 23:34

Originally posted by Ice Cold
All of your crack are belong to her. 😞

All Barry's Base are belong Roids

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

16 Aug 07 03:47

Originally posted by Natsia
Aye, and I sell it back to yo momma!

Probably because you can't light it with your wet matches. 😞

SmookieP

Lead, Follow, or..

Saint Petersburg, FL

Joined: 17 Aug 06
Moves: 145999

16 Aug 07 05:53

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pawnfondler

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Behind you

Joined: 14 Mar 05
Moves: 10935

16 Aug 07 06:37

Originally posted by Natsia
Just saw this, thought it was too funny.

[b]Woman calls police to complain about the bad crack she'd just bought.
I'm sure the police were more than happy to come and "take her report".

http://www.cordeledispatch.com/local...223195348.html

It would appear that not all mind altering substances lead to enlightenment...[/b]

are you accusing darwin of being enlightened?

~~Dutch Defense~~

Stealer of Souls

Waiting for You

Joined: 16 Feb 07
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16 Aug 07 18:08

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