Dating site - one line introduction

If you joined a dating site, and you had a one line introduction to write, what would it be ?

I fancy....

"Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

..do you care enough about yourself to comb your hair first thing in the morning ?...

Cuter than Colin Machrie...

"I am a well-known cartoon policeman with a number of feline friends".

(It's always worked in real life.)

Oook

"Will you call the police, if I set fire to you?"

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If you joined a dating site, and you had a one line introduction to write, what would it be ?

I fancy....

"Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If you joined a dating site, and you had a one line introduction to write, what would it be ?

I fancy....

"Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock!

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock!

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock!

Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock!

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If you joined a dating site, and you had a one line introduction to write, what would it be ?

I fancy....

"Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

..this is a dating site...not a sex site...why can't you just be a nice person and just take someone out for a date and have a nice time...why would it
be a soliciation site...has no one heard of love ?