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He was a splendid chap.

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Ten thousand years from now alien palaeontologists are digging through the digital RHP ruins …

Alien 1
It seems the humans liked to scribe their thoughts on these basic forum cave walls
Wow there’s literally millions of scribings over decades here ~ this is a real find

Alien 2
We will have to report this; oversight will want to know what happened to this civilisation.

Alien 1
Wow some of this stuff is savage, but also GOLD

Alien 2
Jeez, check out this guy!

Alien 1
LOL he reminds me of Zephod from back in our college days

Alien 2
Yeah what a douch. What does “banned” mean?

Alien 3 enters
What have you two found?

Aliens 1 & 2
Nothing supervisor …

Alien 3
Carry on; and remember management want anything of significance to our quest documented

Alien 2
This whole oversight thing makes me want to do what these guys from RHP did.

Alien 1
What … argue with each other on this “internet” thing!?

Alien 2
No go back and live their lives with them with us, right now.

Alien 1
[Whispers] weirdo

Alien 2
HEY … I’ve found some DNA.
A human called “RHP Code Monkey”
Seems he was the “creator”

Alien 1
You’re not thinking what I’m thinking you’re thinking … ???
Regeneration is seriously taboo man!

Alien 2
You wanna stay here selling sugared electrons, or do you want to come with me and change the world?

Alien 1
OK Jobs, I’m in!

Zephlapod Teacher
And that children is how our first civilisation nearly ended.
Homework is “how not to be a douch on the C21st internet - a poster’s perspective” in by Zoonday.

[BELL RINGS]


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@my-king-and-i removed their quoted post
@orang-utan moved today


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@my-king-and-i removed their quoted post
I am sure the feeling was mutual. 😛

-VR

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@my-king-and-i removed their quoted post
PAY ATTENTION: Trevor never went any where. Many you really have to try and keep up.

-VR


@Very-Rusty said
PAY ATTENTION: Trevor never went any where. Many you really have to try and keep up.

-VR
Your sarcasm radar on the blink again sir?

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Your sarcasm radar on the blink again sir?
What are you talking about willis?

-VR


@my-king-and-i removed their quoted post
Is that what happened to me?
I thought it was just a cold.

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@my-king-and-i removed their quoted post
He was annoying. Good riddance.

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@Very-Rusty said
PAY ATTENTION: Trevor never went any where. Many you really have to try and keep up.

-VR
He was taken away by space monkeys and probed in search for bananas until he passed out and died of starvation. Tough way to go.