Ten thousand years from now alien palaeontologists are digging through the digital RHP ruins …
Alien 1
It seems the humans liked to scribe their thoughts on these basic forum cave walls
Wow there’s literally millions of scribings over decades here ~ this is a real find
Alien 2
We will have to report this; oversight will want to know what happened to this civilisation.
Alien 1
Wow some of this stuff is savage, but also GOLD
Alien 2
Jeez, check out this guy!
Alien 1
LOL he reminds me of Zephod from back in our college days
Alien 2
Yeah what a douch. What does “banned” mean?
Alien 3 enters
What have you two found?
Aliens 1 & 2
Nothing supervisor …
Alien 3
Carry on; and remember management want anything of significance to our quest documented
Alien 2
This whole oversight thing makes me want to do what these guys from RHP did.
Alien 1
What … argue with each other on this “internet” thing!?
Alien 2
No go back and live their lives with them with us, right now.
Alien 1
[Whispers] weirdo
Alien 2
HEY … I’ve found some DNA.
A human called “RHP Code Monkey”
Seems he was the “creator”
Alien 1
You’re not thinking what I’m thinking you’re thinking … ???
Regeneration is seriously taboo man!
Alien 2
You wanna stay here selling sugared electrons, or do you want to come with me and change the world?
Alien 1
OK Jobs, I’m in!
Zephlapod Teacher
And that children is how our first civilisation nearly ended.
Homework is “how not to be a douch on the C21st internet - a poster’s perspective” in by Zoonday.
[BELL RINGS]
@my-king-and-i removed their quoted postPAY ATTENTION: Trevor never went any where. Many you really have to try and keep up.
-VR
@Very-Rusty saidYour sarcasm radar on the blink again sir?
PAY ATTENTION: Trevor never went any where. Many you really have to try and keep up.
-VR
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidWhat are you talking about willis?
Your sarcasm radar on the blink again sir?
-VR
@Very-Rusty saidHe was taken away by space monkeys and probed in search for bananas until he passed out and died of starvation. Tough way to go.
PAY ATTENTION: Trevor never went any where. Many you really have to try and keep up.
-VR