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Dear Hand Job,

I recently lost a member of my family the other night; my beloved pet goldfish. Do you have any thoughts on how I can properly bury the deceased?

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Dear Hand Job,

I recently lost a member of my family the other night; my beloved pet goldfish. Do you have any thoughts on how I can properly bury the deceased?
Dear Lover of Fish,

Despite my objections to your continued unlawful carnal knowledge with Fish, I recommend the old standby burial at sea... flush the litte bugger.

Condolences for your fishy loss,

HH