Dear Google

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Not if you're American...

Do you know why Americans spell it "check"

It's because they can't spell "cheque" 😛

Originally posted by adramforall
Do you know why Americans spell it "check"

It's because they can't spell "cheque" 😛

Spell this.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
We're weatherized against British quirks and linguistic peculiarities.

Is that why Kansas is pronounced "Kansas", as you'd expect, and Arkansas is pronounced "Arkansaw"? I never figured that one out.🙄

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Spell this.

T-H-I-S

Originally posted by AGWDenier
Is that why Kansas is pronounced "Kansas", as you'd expect, and Arkansas is pronounced "Arkansaw"? I never figured that one out.🙄

Though both state names were adapted from native American names, the pronunciation
of Arkansas was probably influenced by early French settlers, according to historians.

The French have a set of quirks all their own.

Originally posted by megamaster
T-H-I-S

Very good!

Now give me an anagram.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Very good!

Now give me an anagram.

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Originally posted by megamaster
?

Ask your English teacher for help.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Very good!

Now give me an anagram.

Tommy
Has
Insoles
Seriously

Originally posted by skeeter
Cheque.

skeets

Cheque, mate!

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Tommy
Has
Insoles
Seriously

Stees
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Thoughts

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I noticed today that you haven't turned your home page into a shrine to someone that we have never heard of. Is there any particular reason for this? I mean surely it must be someone's birthday?

I heard a rumor that some Amy Winefart died or some jive like that. Suppose Google could spell their name out of White Zinfandel or some other cheesy vintage in tribute.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Monica Lewinsky (38)

Yes, have them display "Google" dripping with man chowder.