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Arrrggh! I hate dentists!

I had a root canal two and a half years ago, it was horrible and I never wanted to go through that again. So, since then, I've been flossing every night, brushing properly, taking the time to reach those difficult areas , using a tongue scraper to minimise bacterial build up on my tongue and chewing sugar free gum when I can. My gums have improved and I was feeling pretty confident about things.

Until last night...

I'd just finished dinner and I was rolling my tongue around my mouth to check for stray bits of food, as you do, and I came across a funny point between two of my molars. "It's a seed" I thought, I had had strawberries for dessert, so I popped off to the bathroom to get some floss. Unfortunately I soon realised that it wasn't a seed at all, it was a chip in my tooth, and as I flossed, the aforementioned piece of enamel came free and now I have a hole in my molar.

So I have made an appointment to see my dentist and am now feeling miserable and nervous. I hate going to the fricking dentist.

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Watch Marathon Man first to get you into the mood. 😀

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Originally posted by lausey
Watch Marathon Man first to get you into the mood. 😀
You are a bad man.

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Originally posted by Starrman
now I have a hole in my molar.
Topologicallcy speaking, is it a whole hole, all the way through? That would be impressive. You'd be able to whistle through the side of your mouth.

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I broke my front tooth 15min ago. f*** f***** s*** b****** of a f***** tooth, f*****' b****, F***!

argh!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Topologicallcy speaking, is it a whole hole, all the way through? That would be impressive. You'd be able to whistle through the side of your mouth.
It's the back edge of one, so no whistling advantages unfortunately.

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My wisdom teeth removal required full op - so thankfully I was not awake during any of the procedure - definitely best!

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Originally posted by Jack Gable
My wisdom teeth removal required full op - so thankfully I was not awake during any of the procedure - definitely best!
I just got a local.

Mouth full of blood, stitches, then after that a dry socket ... agony

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Originally posted by demonseed
I just got a local.

Mouth full of blood, stitches, then after that a dry socket ... agony
I sympathise, I've had 10 teeth out over my lifetime, all of them healthy, just not enough room in my mouth. Curse my genetics...

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Originally posted by Starrman
I sympathise, I've had 10 teeth out over my lifetime, all of them healthy, just not enough room in my mouth. Curse my genetics...
I think if you admit your complete cowardice then the dentist tends to go easy on you, unless they are a Nazi war criminal enquiring if it's safe.

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Originally posted by Starrman
It's the back edge of one, so no whistling advantages unfortunately.
Well, in that case there's no hole, topologically speaking. Topology can solve a lot of problems. 😉

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Oh, wait until you hear my dental catalogue of woe.

When I was a child the dentist gave me too much gas and had a lot of trouble bringing me round. I remember warning him at the time it smelt too strong but they didn't listen (I was only 9)

As a student (and got free dental care) the shaky handed dentist pricked my lip 5 times by accident with the ...[text shortened]... burly student.

I will let me remaining teeth blacken in my head and fall out one by one.
Oh great, now I feel so much better about going tomorrow, thanks a lot!

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