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Did they? DID THEY?!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did they? DID THEY?!

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I demand a paternity test. 😞

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Michael Jackson did.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Michael Jackson did.
And often too!!

"tee hee"

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did they? DID THEY?!

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I know, I am so sorry, how did you know?

I am so ashamed, I forgot to get tuna at the store yesterday and so had to send the kiddies with peanut butter and jelly this morning.

I feel absolutely terrible! I am sure it will ruin their whole day!

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Originally posted by mlprior
I know, I am so sorry, how did you know?

I am so ashamed, I forgot to get tuna at the store yesterday and so had to send the kiddies with peanut butter and jelly this morning.

I feel absolutely terrible! I am sure it will ruin their whole day!

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Wait a minute... you can't send a kid to school with peanuts where you are, can you? I thought peanuts were banned in schools all over the US.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Wait a minute... you can't send a kid to school with peanuts where you are, can you? I thought peanuts were banned in schools all over the US.

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What else could I do? I had no choice!

Besides, they have a nurse at the school that is perfectly capable of administering the epipen! She should do SOMETHING for her pay!

Besides, we live in one of THOSE states! We say the "Pledge of Allegiance" every single morning with hand over our heart and American Flag in every classroom.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did they? DID THEY?!

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I hope I meet my children one day. And I hope at least one of them goes to college.

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Originally posted by mlprior
What else could I do? I had no choice!

Besides, they have a nurse at the school that is perfectly capable of administering the epipen! She should do SOMETHING for her pay!
A girl died when she kissed her boyfriend, he had had peanuts with his lunch.

She was so violently allergic it killed her hours after he ate.

I saw this on TV, and was able to find a link:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/allergies/peanutbutter-kiss-kills-teenager/2005/11/30/1133026498504.html

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guys my eyeses, they hurts

helps plsxz

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A girl died when she kissed her boyfriend, he had had peanuts with his lunch.

She was so violently allergic it killed her hours after he ate.

I saw this on TV, and was able to find a link:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/allergies/peanutbutter-kiss-kills-teenager/2005/11/30/1133026498504.html

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Girls allergic to peanu-s? The "headache" sure has come a long way, baby...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A girl died when she kissed her boyfriend, he had had peanuts with his lunch.

She was so violently allergic it killed her hours after he ate.

I saw this on TV, and was able to find a link:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/allergies/peanutbutter-kiss-kills-teenager/2005/11/30/1133026498504.html

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Think about it.

She musta been frenchin' with him. Licking his tounge with her tounge and swallowing his peanut infested saliva. So in essence she might as well have been eating the the peanuts herself.

The moral of this story is, of course, before you kiss someone brush your teeth!

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Originally posted by uzless
Think about it.

She musta been frenchin' with him. Licking his tounge with her tounge and swallowing his peanut infested saliva. So in essence she might as well have been eating the the peanuts herself.

The moral of this story is, of course, before you kiss someone brush your teeth!
I think he would need to drink boiling water to dissolve any peanut oils left in his mouth.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I think he would need to drink boiling water to dissolve any peanut oils left in his mouth.

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Not enough Phlab.....you're gonna need a couple of gallons of detergent in there to get the job done properly and disperse the oils instead of just moving them around the mouth.....nasty, viscous stuff is nut oil.

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I think it sends out a good message to people, keep the kissing to a minimum - especially in public.
There is nothing more discomforting then watching people flout their relationship by kissing and cuddling where they know real people can see them.

I have a great story about that actually, one time I was in a bus stop and there was a couple going at it like wild animals so I was keeping my distance. Anyway, the bus turned up and I flagged it down a little way away from the bus stop and, since they had their eyes closed still, they didnt see my cunning plan and missed the bus.
YES!! 1 - 0 to the Joey!