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Has anybody else noticed that, when talking about sexual things, women always like to use the most technical and uncomfortable sounding words whereas men prefer euphamisms to try and play down the dirtiness of what they are talking about.

It seems strange that women claim to be less comfortable when it comes to sex yet they can talk about it with no trouble at all.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Has anybody else noticed that, when talking about sexual things, women always like to use the most technical and uncomfortable sounding words whereas men prefer euphamisms to try and play down the dirtiness of what they are talking about.

It seems strange that women claim to be less comfortable when it comes to sex yet they can talk about it with no trouble at all.
can we get an example?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Has anybody else noticed that, when talking about sexual things, women always like to use the most technical and uncomfortable sounding words whereas men prefer euphamisms to try and play down the dirtiness of what they are talking about.

It seems strange that women claim to be less comfortable when it comes to sex yet they can talk about it with no trouble at all.
The most glorious example of which must be Kindergarten Cop, in which one of the young lasses points out that "Boys have a [genitalia, begins with P], and girls have a [genitalia begins with V]".

Women laughed, whilst grown men squirmed uncomfortably.

(PS : D'you like how I avoided the naughty words there?.....Darv.....take lessons 😉)

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Ok here is a good one.

If I was talking about the male reproductive organ I might use a term like hard one, to play it down and make it a bit more joking.
Women, on the other hand, will almost invariably say penis which is a much more dirty sounding word I think.

There are lots of other situations, but this should provide clarity and is also quite a common example.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Ok here is a good one.

If I was talking about the male reproductive organ I might use a term like hard one, to play it down and make it a bit more joking.
Women, on the other hand, will almost invariably say penis which is a much more dirty sounding word I think.

There are lots of other situations, but this should provide clarity and is also quite a common example.
yeah, i see what you mean...

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Ok here is a good one.

If I was talking about the male reproductive organ I might use a term like hard one, to play it down and make it a bit more joking.
Women, on the other hand, will almost invariably say penis which is a much more dirty sounding word I think.

There are lots of other situations, but this should provide clarity and is also quite a common example.
You could always say 'not only a stiff upper lip'

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Ok here is a good one.

If I was talking about the male reproductive organ I might use a term like hard one, to play it down and make it a bit more joking.
Women, on the other hand, will almost invariably say penis which is a much more dirty sounding word I think.

There are lots of other situations, but this should provide clarity and is also quite a common example.
Strange, to me it's exactly the other way round (maybe that's because I am a woman...). If you say "penis", it's just a technical term for a body part. If you avoid the word and use something that hints at what you mean without saying it directly, you make it sound like something terrible you can't talk about.

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Originally posted by jvanhine
yeah, i see what you mean...
Your pen is not working properly. It seems to have run out of ink...

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Has anybody else noticed that, when talking about sexual things, women always like to use the most technical and uncomfortable sounding words whereas men prefer euphamisms to try and play down the dirtiness of what they are talking about.

It seems strange that women claim to be less comfortable when it comes to sex yet they can talk about it with no trouble at all.
I agree, but most women I know are very comfortable talking about sex.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I agree, but most women I know are very comfortable talking about sex.
Premium rate numbers are a godsend

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Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Premium rate numbers are a godsend
And they don't always use the anatomical wording 😛.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Has anybody else noticed that, when talking about sexual things, women always like to use the most technical and uncomfortable sounding words whereas men prefer euphamisms to try and play down the dirtiness of what they are talking about.

It seems strange that women claim to be less comfortable when it comes to sex yet they can talk about it with no trouble at all.
People need to lighten up and enjoy themselves.

Dirty talk is good.

The only reason I'd object to the word "penis" is because it sounds far more "textbook anatomical" than erotic or sexual.

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I find it odd that some vulgar terms are acceptable while other's are not. I think we should all call a penis a tallywhacker, and the female counterpart(s) a cookie.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I find it odd that some vulgar terms are acceptable while other's are not. I think we should all call a penis a tallywhacker, and the female counterpart(s) a cookie.
Sweet. I accept cookies,

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Sweet. I accept cookies,
Chocolate?

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