do you think i'll ever get a girlfriend?

Originally posted by EmLasker
as a mating buddy, yes

as a shopping spree companion, no

The answer to your question is : no. Not until you grow up.

Originally posted by EmLasker
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There is always someone out there for someone. This is true whether you know it or not.

If all you are looking for a someplace to get laid, then by all means, find a hostel. If you really want a girlfriend, then pay close attention as I am about to give some fatherly and friendly advice to you.

1) When a girl/lady appears interested in you, be sure to never ask "are you hitting on me? I just need to know".

2) When you have found that special lady of your dreams, make sure to remember the following statement. "Yes Dear." "You're Right." and "I'm sorry."

3) Gifts are a good thing, not to be confused with appliances.

4) Open doors, hold umbrellas and be proud to carry her purse.

5) Really important "No honey, those jeans/pants/dress/skirt/sweater don't make you look fat"

6) Just because at 6pm she wants to get sushi, doesn't mean she won't want pizza at 6:30

7) When it is that time of the month, Hagan Das is your friend in need.

8) Keep your porn movies/web sites and so on well away from her view.

9) NASCAR is NOT a romantic night out. Neither is WWE, UFC, TWA, and so on.

10) Her mother's food is always good!!!

11) Her food is always phenomenal!!!!!!!!!!!

12) Compliments!! Compliments!! Compliments!!!

13) Sometimes a back rub means only a back rub.

14) Chick flicks are a good thing

15) Just because you saw it done in a porn movie doesn't mean she is going to do it.

16) Be sure to treat her girlfriends with respect

17) No her girlfriends don't want to join you in bed.

18) It is always best to have your girlfriend living in the same city.

19) Never ask if she a a Natural Blonde

20) Most importantly and most truthful. Be yourself, unless you are an a$$hole.



EDIT 21) Never go to a chess site for advice on getting a girlfriend.

Originally posted by KJCavalier
There is always someone out there for someone. This is true whether you know it or not.

If all you are looking for a someplace to get laid, then by all means, find a hostel. If you really want a girlfriend, then pay close attention as I am about to give some fatherly and friendly advice to you.

1) When a girl/lady appears interested in you, be sur
[b]EDIT 21) Never go to a chess site for advice on getting a girlfriend.[/b]

I honestly won't any of those 21 things you told me except for the second part of #20.


oh and I am an assman

Originally posted by EmLasker
most people get laid at 17, I don't even have any girls talked to me yet

looks like your stuck with mrs hand and her five daughters mon ami.

Originally posted by EmLasker
I honestly won't any of those 21 things you told me except for the second part of #20.


oh and I am an assman

Well if you're an ass man that opens up both sexes. Maybe you should reevaluate your options.

Originally posted by EmLasker
I honestly won't any of those 21 things you told me except for the second part of #20.


oh and I am an assman

Somehow, I don't think you should say what kind of person you are. Especially when it isn't getting you what you say you want.

Originally posted by mlprior
IMO, you should wait until you be come a "Man" before you get a girlfriend.

....yes he should, cos the way he talks, he sounds young...and the only time he'd get laid is if he's an egg!

Originally posted by EmLasker
and horny

Go for Gold, kiddo!

Safest sex for you right now is Mrs Palmer and her five daughters, although I shudder to think, how many times your hand got 'pregnant', but keep a tight fist on that!

Cos in all honesty, enquiring minds don't wanna know!

Originally posted by EmLasker
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You are better off without them.

My mates girlfriend just left him and she took his Bob Marley CD's
and the satellite dish.

"No Women No Sky."

Originally posted by EmLasker
most people get laid at 17, I don't even have any girls talked to me yet

There is more to life than getting laid, find the right person and such thoughts will fade into insignificance.

Originally posted by EmLasker
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If you are in school, FOCUS on getting your education together. Stay attentive to that.

After you get your education together and have good prospects for a stable livelihood and the ability to support a family THEN

Look for a good woman to marry. And don't waste time feeling sorry for yourself because your buddies have had three girlfriends by now and you haven't had one yet.