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Originally posted by trev33
no sheep around your way? works wonders on the edge of a cliff.
Funny how some things are understood across all countries and peoples. How is it the entire world can understand the significance of the sheep reference?

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Originally posted by generalissimo
"family values according to thequ1ck"

that should be an interesting book.
I don't go by the book GM, that's the difference between you and me.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Funny how some things are understood across all countries and peoples. How is it the entire world can understand the significance of the sheep reference?
I used to know someone who would always introduce himself by saying he was from England, "where men are men and sheep are nervous."

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I don't think I've ever seen a thread with so much useless advice in such a small amount of posts. So, here's my bit of useless advice to go on top:

1) Wash regularly and take care on your appearance.
2) Don't reinforce ridiculous male/female stereotypes by portraying the knight in shining armour/damsel in distress crap. Just be you and don't expect her to be anyone else either.
3) As Thequ1ck said earlier; bang everything. Relationships, marriage and commitment are for when you're too old to get regular sex and need to ensure you're looked after when your too old to do it yourself.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I used to know someone who would always introduce himself by saying he was from England, "where men are men and sheep are nervous."
That's Wales...

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Originally posted by EmLasker
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your gonna have to be a bummer.

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Originally posted by EmLasker
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yes, you can always buy one.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
yes, you can always buy one.
its always gonna be a hand shandy.

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
I'll just add a couple things that I don't see in this thread yet:

Be willing to work on yourself, and especially [b]Your self image

Be willing to make everyone around you feel good, before you try to make yourself feel good.
Be willing to listen more often than speak
Be willing to let the people around you wash across your ...[text shortened]... g.


p.s opening doors, smiling, and making her smile actually does work!
-GIN[/b]
Good advice GIN, but some how I feel this will fall on deaf ears in the general forum! EMLasker have you read Shavs advice to Badwlof a long time ago. It's GOLD.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Good advice GIN, but some how I feel this will fall on deaf ears in the general forum! EMLasker have you read Shavs advice to Badwlof a long time ago. It's GOLD.
ham shank

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Originally posted by EmLasker
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or a boyfriend

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Originally posted by bfg
ham shank
Oh bfg (big freindly giant?! that your fav book?) You so original dude!!

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Originally posted by yo its me
Oh bfg (big freindly giant?! that your fav book?) You so original dude!!
its bad fxxxing girfriend matey boy.

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Originally posted by Starrman
That's Wales...
You're avatar makes me feel ill. 🙁