Originally posted by Thequ1ckNon sub rec!
Do yourself a favour. Bang anything and everything.
Don't spend a penny more than you absolutely have to on her.
Talk on the phone to her while your banging her best friend.
Wait until she's asleep and go out clubbing.
Bang someone next to her while she's asleep.
Bang your boss, bang your neighbour and for God's sake bang your nurse.
If you can't d ...[text shortened]... s, prepare to have her do them to you.
That's life buddy. You got a start, get banging.