....Like this poor guy:
A man was walking through his local grocery store to get a gallon of milk. He notices a woman looking at him strangely, she somehow looks familar. He gets a little nervous as she walks over, she is quite attractive.
"I think you are the father of one of my kids," she says.
"Oh my God," says the man, "You are the stripper from my bachelor party aren't you. The one that I put on the pool table, whipped, and had a little fun with the banana before we did the deed. I thought you said you were on the pill! I'm married with an 8 year old kid now!"
Um," replies the girl, "Is your childs name Zach?"
Yea," says the man, "How in the world do you know that?"
"Because I'm Mrs. Jones," replies the woman, "I'm Zach's third grade teacher, like I said, you are the father of one of my kids."
Originally posted by PocketKingsComclusions? COMCLUSIONS?!?!? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
....Like this poor guy:
A man was walking through his local grocery store to get a gallon of milk. He notices a woman looking at him strangely, she somehow looks familar. He gets a little nervous as she walks over, she is quite attractive.
"I think you are the father of one of my kids," she says.
"Oh my God," says the man, "You are the stripper ...[text shortened]... 's third grade teacher, like I said, you are the father of one of my kids."
Originally posted by PocketKingsFunny. 🙂 Rec'd.
....Like this poor guy:
A man was walking through his local grocery store to get a gallon of milk. He notices a woman looking at him strangely, she somehow looks familar. He gets a little nervous as she walks over, she is quite attractive.
"I think you are the father of one of my kids," she says.
"Oh my God," says the man, "You are the stripper ...[text shortened]... 's third grade teacher, like I said, you are the father of one of my kids."
Originally posted by PocketKingsnice lol
....Like this poor guy:
A man was walking through his local grocery store to get a gallon of milk. He notices a woman looking at him strangely, she somehow looks familar. He gets a little nervous as she walks over, she is quite attractive.
"I think you are the father of one of my kids," she says.
"Oh my God," says the man, "You are the stripper ...[text shortened]... 's third grade teacher, like I said, you are the father of one of my kids."
Originally posted by PocketKingsi think that was posted here before.
....Like this poor guy:
A man was walking through his local grocery store to get a gallon of milk. He notices a woman looking at him strangely, she somehow looks familar. He gets a little nervous as she walks over, she is quite attractive.
"I think you are the father of one of my kids," she says.
"Oh my God," says the man, "You are the stripper ...[text shortened]... 's third grade teacher, like I said, you are the father of one of my kids."
Originally posted by PocketKingsNot only here. Before you post any joke you must google "joke" and if its in there you must not put it here!
oh my gosh, i guess i should have gone back and read every joke post ever written in these forums 😠 i put my own twists and turns into the plot, so screw off
Understand! Now get reading and don't be naughty again!
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