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It is patently obvious that the vast majority of you are screwed up in one way or another. As I, at one point or another, have struggled with a veritable stew of psychosis, I feel that I am in a extremely skilled and accomplished in both diagnosis and recommending a course of treatment.

Think of this as an opportunity for catharsis, purification or purgation, I'd even go so far as to say spiritual renewal. Even deep seated psychosis can be eliminated if its roots are exposed. Trust in me and we'll bring your fears and doubts into the light exposing them to conscious evaluation. Put forth your problems and concerns and, in an almost Jesus like fashion, I will lift said burdens from your spirit with wise council.

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I have a problem with the new boards, in the Japanese one the pawn keeps saying *KILL* all the time. In Japanese. I don't even know Japanese. It's very distracting.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I have a problem with the new boards, in the Japanese one the pawn keeps saying *KILL* all the time. In Japanese. I don't even know Japanese. It's very distracting.
Trust me, you have BIGGER problems than this. Change your board style to something more soothing and reach down deep for some real problems like your unhealthy obsession with starrman and your feelings of inadequacy.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It is patently obvious that the vast majority of you are screwed up in one way or another. As I, at one point or another, have struggled with a veritable stew of psychosis, I feel that I am in a extremely skilled and accomplished in both diagnosis and recommending a course of treatment.

Think of this as an opportunity for catharsis, purification o ...[text shortened]... in an almost Jesus like fashion, I will lift said burdens from your spirit with wise council.
ooooo my god... where have you been all my life ????

o.k. i have some problems with my spelling .
i try REALLY hard . K ,
but i fear it will never be good enough !!!!!!!!!!!

is their hope for me ?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It is patently obvious that the vast majority of you are screwed up in one way or another. As I, at one point or another, have struggled with a veritable stew of psychosis, I feel that I am in a extremely skilled and accomplished in both diagnosis and recommending a course of treatment.

Think of this as an opportunity for catharsis, purification o ...[text shortened]... in an almost Jesus like fashion, I will lift said burdens from your spirit with wise council.
I smell my own used toilet paper.

Make it stop, Hand.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It is patently obvious that the vast majority of you are screwed up in one way or another. As I, at one point or another, have struggled with a veritable stew of psychosis, I feel that I am in a extremely skilled and accomplished in both diagnosis and recommending a course of treatment.

Think of this as an opportunity for catharsis, purification o ...[text shortened]... in an almost Jesus like fashion, I will lift said burdens from your spirit with wise council.
Have you been looking at my profile picture?

What's the diagnosis for that?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I smell my own used toilet paper.

Make it stop, Hand.
that's fine 🙂 .

you only need seek help if you start licking or eating your used toilet paper .

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Dear Dr Hand,

I've become addicted to staring at the hemlock bottle on my shelf, wiht the strange urge to commit a life taking crime, what should I do?

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
ooooo my god... where have you been all my life ????

o.k. i have some problems with my spelling .
i try REALLY hard . K ,
b ...[text shortened]...
is their hope for me ?
Simply? No. Your excessive use of punctuation is annoying and everyone thinks you're a stupid git.

The key to being a good therapist is being able to recognize a lost cause when you see it, milk it for all its worth and push it off on someone else. In your case you're not worth much.

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
Have you been looking at my profile picture?

What's the diagnosis for that?
That's just awesome. My diagnosis is that your reasonably fine, insane, but, in a good way. Carry on.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
is their hope for me ?
No, their hope is not for you.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Simply? No. Your excessive use of punctuation is annoying and everyone thinks you're a stupid git.

The key to being a good therapist is being able to recognize a lost cause when you see it, milk it for all its worth and push it off on someone else. In your case you're not worth much.
you remind me of somebody else.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Dear Dr Hand,

I've become addicted to staring at the hemlock bottle on my shelf, wiht the strange urge to commit a life taking crime, what should I do?
Go with your instincts. A good murder-suicide brings the rest of the community together and ultimately enriches the lives of others.

Ethically, the good of the many outweigh the good of the few. It should be intrinsically obvious to the most causal that your sacrifice would bring momentary sadness and cement a lasting bond between your friends and family. It would almost be irresponsible to not slaughter yourself and a handful of others.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Go with your instincts. A good murder-suicide brings the rest of the community together and ultimately enriches the lives of others.

Ethically, the good of the many outweigh the good of the few. It should be intrinsically obvious to the most causal that your sacrifice would bring momentary sadness and cement a lasting bond between your friends and family. It would almost be irresponsible to not slaughter yourself and a handful of others.
Why, you're right! Why did I not see it before? I'm off to plan a love triangle/murder/suicide event a la "La Femme d'à côté".