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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
After much deliberation and soul searching, my brother inlaw and I have decided to off my cat.(It's presently tied to the tree.)
Apparently, I can't respond with anything but sissy remarks. Suppose that suites you though, so:

Did you know my cat enjoyed the cadaver of birds much like yourself?

😞

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Originally posted by stocken
Apparently, I can't respond with anything but sissy remarks.
And what do you know.. you were gonna get a second rec for that deleted post!

What a shame.. 😉

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Originally posted by Peachy
And what do you know.. you were gonna get a second rec for that deleted post!

What a shame.. 😉
Oh no. Not being allowed to offend Moley I could have lived with, but missing a rec?.. 😉

Thanks, though...

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Originally posted by Peachy
And what do you know.. you were gonna get a second rec for that deleted post!

What a shame.. 😉
And I missed the post altogether. :'(

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Originally posted by Nordlys
And I missed the post altogether. :'(
Well, I said "Hey, *******!? Can you read?", and then I drew a picture using characters that would resemble a house with a rounded lower part (almost like the wrist below the hand) and a very tall chimney on it (slightly to the left). 🙂

I was proud of that one, actually.

[Edit: Although, on second thought, it was kind of distasteful, so I can see why they would remove it... I guess.]

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Originally posted by Nordlys
And I missed the post altogether. :'(
It was a post of beauty.

Dottily transformed and illustrated. Insult orientated it had a mark of a genius. Offensively compiled yet wordlessly...

Useless characters finally found their purpose in an exquisite manner. They were arranged wittily to display to the eye… an image of... an extended middle finger. 😵

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Originally posted by Peachy
Dottily transformed and illustrated. Insult orientated it had a mark of a genius. Offensively compiled yet wordlessly...
😏

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Originally posted by Peachy
It was a post of beauty.

Dottily transformed and illustrated. Insult orientated it had a mark of a genius. Offensively compiled yet wordlessly...

Useless characters finally found their purpose in an exquisite manner. They were arranged wittily to display to the eye… an image of... an extended middle finger. 😵
That sounds very poetic. I am sure Moldy would have appreciated it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am sure Moldy would have appreciated it.
I should certainly hope not! 😠

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Originally posted by Peachy
It was a post of beauty.

Dottily transformed and illustrated. Insult orientated it had a mark of a genius. Offensively compiled yet wordlessly...

Useless characters finally found their purpose in an exquisite manner. They were arranged wittily to display to the eye… an image of... an extended middle finger. 😵
no... it was more rubbish.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
no... it was more rubbish.
Damn art critics. All your taste is in your mouth.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Damn art critics. All your taste is in your mouth.
I'm surprised they don't like you more then...

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'm surprised they don't like you more then...
Haven't you killed yourself yet? Christ, some humanitarian you are.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Haven't you killed yourself yet. Christ, some humanitarian you are.
I'm not yet convinced that the most utilitarian thing to do would be suicide, but I may yet get to that conclusion. The best htings come to those that wait.