Originally posted by Hand of Hecatehttp://home.iprimus.com.au/jeffcotter/img_1079.jpg
It is patently obvious that the vast majority of you are screwed up in one way or another. As I, at one point or another, have struggled with a veritable stew of psychosis, I feel that I am in a extremely skilled and accomplished in both diagnosis and recommending a course of treatment.
Think of this as an opportunity for catharsis, purification o ...[text shortened]... in an almost Jesus like fashion, I will lift said burdens from your spirit with wise council.
Can anything be done?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDear Hand-
It is patently obvious that the vast majority of you are screwed up in one way or another. As I, at one point or another, have struggled with a veritable stew of psychosis, I feel that I am in a extremely skilled and accomplished in both diagnosis and recommending a course of treatment.
Think of this as an opportunity for catharsis, purification o ...[text shortened]... in an almost Jesus like fashion, I will lift said burdens from your spirit with wise council.
After much deliberation and soul searching, my brother inlaw and I have decided to off my cat.(It's presently tied to the tree.) Being a complete incompitent at killing anything, we were wondering which of the following would do the job most humanely: an oboe, a power mitre saw, a tea cozy.
Also, not being able to live with ourselves after such a craven and cruel act, what's the proper etiquet on ending our pathetic lives: I kill him first then myself; he kills me then kills himself; or we attempt to simultainiously off each other?
Originally posted by Moldy CrowI supect that stuffing the cat in the tea cozy, tying the end shut and jumping on it repeatedly would do the trick. You could follow this with the use of a saw if the jumping and stomping didn't do the trick. Seriously, though, killing a cat should not be particularly hard. Even an imbecile armed only with a hammer should be able to finish the job in a couple of wacks, was tying it to a tree really a well thought out plan?
Dear Hand-
After much deliberation and soul searching, my brother inlaw and I have decided to off my cat.(It's presently tied to the tree.) Being a complete incompitent at killing anything, we were wondering which of the following would do the job most humanely: an oboe, a power mitre saw, a tea cozy.
Also, not being able to live with ourselves af ...[text shortened]... then myself; he kills me then kills himself; or we attempt to simultainiously off each other?
As far as killing yourselves goes, I wouldn't recommend the attempt as you are obviously not qualified. Settle for stabing each other repeatedly in the face with those tiny corn forks.