Dortmunder Export

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
More like Custard creams and Dolly mixtures!

Be honest sir, if I revealed I lived in a castle and had a butler named Giles, on some level you would believe me.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Be honest sir, if I revealed I lived in a castle and had a butler named Giles, on some level you would believe me.

Sir I believe that God had a deep sleep fall upon a man, extracted a rib and built a woman! I can believe anything! (except the earth is flat, that was just pushing it!)

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Sir I believe that God had a deep sleep fall upon a man, extracted a rib and built a woman! I can believe anything!

Can I interest you in a bridge?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Can I interest you in a bridge?

a bridge you say, how interesting! , I'd be more interested in a Chelsea whopper factory though!

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Can't nail anything to the side of my house, being made out of solid gold and all that.

You've been sold a bill of goods Ghost. It's probably tin painted gold. Solid gold is soft and nails would easily hammer right in.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
we call this fascia.

Here the fascia is the boards that are nailed to the rafters ends outside the soffit.

Originally posted by josephw
Here the fascia is the boards that are nailed to the rafters ends outside the soffit.

yes its my mistake sidings are what we call cladding,

Originally posted by josephw
You've been sold a bill of goods Ghost. It's probably tin painted gold. Solid gold is soft and nails would easily hammer right in.

That's the last time I trust a leprechaun.

😞

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yes its my mistake sidings are what we call cladding,

Ha! The next time someone asks me I'm going to use that term. "I'm cladding my house". Can't wait to see the look on their face. 🙂

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
That's the last time I trust a leprechaun.

😞

How many times is that now? I was told to never trust a leprechaun as they are deviously tricky con men.

Originally posted by josephw
How many times is that now? I was told to never trust a leprechaun as they are deviously tricky con men.

I dissagree, they happen to be the most trustworthy off all the fantasy creatures.

Originally posted by Trev33
I dissagree, they happen to be the most trustworthy off all the fantasy creatures.

I would trust an elf more than I would trust a leprechaun.