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Originally posted by cadwahThe Red Dragons have sword allegience to King Castimer. Those are the only ones still working for Forkbeard.
No kidding it's under seige... Just the 10 red dragons Forkbeard? I take it this is just the entourage and false king will be along in a season or two to pucker up and kiss my ring, begging for me to stop fighting.
There are some Hill Giants coming to help; they're just a bit slow.
The King is busy liberating the Orcs, Dark Elves and other terrorists. He's a bit busy for now, but he might find time to send a few personal forces down this way if needed. It shouldn't be though.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungKing who? I've never heard of him. You would think a King would send out envoys to proclaim his majesty, all I got round here for the last ten seasons or so were a bunch of dirty orcs. So tell me are you going to wait for the Hill Giants before attacking my necropolis or are you just going to go for it with what you have?
The Red Dragons have sword allegience to King Castimer. Those are the only ones still working for Forkbeard.
There are some Hill Giants coming to help; they're just a bit slow.
The King is busy liberating the Orcs, Dark Elves and other terrorists. He's a bit busy for now, but he might find time to send a few personal forces down this way if needed. It shouldn't be though.
Oh and one more thing, none of this attacking at dawn rubbish, my lads don't get up until about midday.
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Originally posted by cadwahUndead sleep?
King who? I've never heard of him. You would think a King would send out envoys to proclaim his majesty, all I got round here for the last ten seasons or so were a bunch of dirty orcs. So tell me are you going to wait for the Hill Giants before attacking my necropolis or are you just going to go for it with what you have?
Oh and one more thing, none of this attacking at dawn rubbish, my lads don't get up until about midday.
We're proclaiming his majesty now. See those fireworks? They came from the throats of ten dragons.
We're going to do whatever it takes to take the land we need most efficiently. The details will be a surprise!
Originally posted by AThousandYoungI didn't mention sleep, it's just that some of these lads are old, I mean real old, it takes them a while to break through the earth and emerge all theatrical like from their graves. It just wouldn't be cricket to rob them of the only pleasure they get these days.
Undead sleep?
We're proclaiming his majesty now. See those fireworks? They came from the throats of ten dragons.
We're going to do whatever it takes to take the land we need most efficiently. The details will be a surprise!
As for the fireworks, you should see it when old Hamish has a curry and lights his farts.
You can take our lands but you'll never take our FR.....oh wait a minute you probably will won't you. ok, I'll rephrase, You can take what's left of our lands and you can take our wives, they may be a little bony for your tastes but they make excellent xylophones. But you'll never take our shortbread.
Originally posted by cadwahThat's right. We will take your FROOT LOOPS!
I didn't mention sleep, it's just that some of these lads are old, I mean real old, it takes them a while to break through the earth and emerge all theatrical like from their graves. It just wouldn't be cricket to rob them of the only pleasure they get these days.
As for the fireworks, you should see it when old Hamish has a curry and lights his fa ...[text shortened]... or your tastes but they make excellent xylophones. But you'll never take our shortbread.
