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Eating when wife is away

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Demeaning your significant other, a person in her own right who should have every option open to her, whose parents probably prayed that she would find someone caring enough to treat her as decent individual, to ask her to join you in slagging off Manchester United is just wrong.

You are a pig of a man Sir!

Incidentally, there is an upright thing in one of your cupboards that plugs into a wall and then sucks stuff up, it might help if you throw that around the carpet where your pig butt has been sat in a chair-----ONLY USE THIS GADGET FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE---- or face a trip to casualty.

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No beer for me, but plenty of junk! Pizza without frufru toppings like anchovies. Meat lovers pizza for me with some bell pepper and onions!

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Originally posted by scacchipazzo
No beer for me, but plenty of junk! Pizza without frufru toppings like anchovies. Meat lovers pizza for me with some bell pepper and onions!
SWINE! Pizza without anchovies is like making love by yourself.😠

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$2 taco bell.

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Go boy!

But what happens when your fridge is empty?

Do you have the ability to re-stock it>? 😕

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Originally posted by mikelom
Go boy!

But what happens when your fridge is empty?

Do you have the ability to re-stock it>? 😕
😀 Even Dive will have to admit that was funny!

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Pot noodles?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
SWINE! Pizza without anchovies is like making love by yourself.😠
You caught me! Anchovies are awful stuff indeed. The frsh ones are too expensive to put on pizza! Even those are only semitolerable!

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I am sure if you miss the wife to fetch your beer, you certainly aren't out doing the grocery shopping. 😛

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I am sure if you miss the wife to fetch your beer, you certainly aren't out doing the grocery shopping. 😛
Why did she marry him even?
She must have known he was a lazy slob?

He was probably breast fed for too long!!!1

Anyway, I have dishes to do.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
SWINE! Pizza without anchovies is like making love by yourself.😠
That's prolly what Geezer's doing right now. 😕

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Incidentally, there is an upright thing in one of your cupboards that plugs into a wall and then sucks stuff up, it might help if you throw that around the carpet where your pig butt has been sat in a chair-----ONLY USE THIS GADGET FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE---- or face a trip to casualty.
Sound like someone speaks from experience 😛

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