Egg Sandwich

Originally posted by adramforall
That's not a sandwich, that's a sausage and egg mCMuffin lol

An Egg McMuffin can only be made in a factory by the thousands. It's like expecting to cook a burger at home and have it come out as crummy as a Big Mac.

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Originally posted by Crowley
The tasteless, processed, individually packaged variety?

Ummmm...

No.

That's not even cheese, it's "cheese product".

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Tonight on TMZ

[b]The Egg Sandwich Thread:

What went wrong?[/b]

This (rather genius) post/comment could be made about so many innocently launched threads.....sigh.....😞

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yes, Egg Sandwich. You heard me right.

Egg over easy.
Sausage patty.
Swiss Cheese.
Mayo.
Frank's Red Hot.
On an English Muffin.
Salt and pepper to taste.

Enjoy.

No Mayo, use Miracle Whip, then it's good.

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
No Mayo, use Miracle Whip, then it's good.

Miracle Whip is disgusting. It's full of sugar.

Freakin' Canadians. 😞

Originally posted by Suzianne
Swiss cheese??

SWISS CHEESE??

What's wrong with the standard, American cheese, you communist?!

It's not standard, and it's not cheese.

I'm more worried by the "English muffin". If it's on a muffin, English or otherwise, it's not a sandwich. A sandwich is between slices of bread. Ask the Earl if you don't believe me.

Richard

Originally posted by Phlabibit
This may turn into a double-edged sword where Americans are angered I did not use American cheese, while Europeans get up in my grill telling me there is NO SUCH THING as Swiss cheese.

Sure there is. The problem with "Swiss cheese" is: which? Even if you stick to the kinds most people are vaguely aware of, you have to choose between Emmentaler and Gruyère. For recipes like this you might well prefer Raclette (not the dish, the cheese made for it). I would stay away from Tête de Moine. And then there's the other 400-or-so varieties...

Richard

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
It's not standard, and it's not cheese.

I'm more worried by the "English muffin". If it's on a muffin, English or otherwise, it's not a sandwich. A sandwich is between slices of bread. Ask the Earl if you don't believe me.

Richard

I'm a direct descendant of the Early of Sandwich, thank you very much.

Muffin is a bread, shaped different.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Miracle Whip is disgusting. It's full of sugar.

Freakin' Canadians. 😞

You're "spot on" concerning Miracle Whips taste but what's this "Freakin' Canadians" bit eh? 😠

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm a direct descendant of the Early of Sandwich, thank you very much.

Muffin is a bread, shaped different.

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Ah Muffin, no need to be like that. He/she was just having a difference of opinion.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You're "spot on" concerning Miracle Whips taste but what's this "Freakin' Canadians" bit eh? 😠

I would punch ANYONE IN THE FACE if they put Miracle Whip on my sandwich.

Miracle Whip, it's a miracle they're still in business! Just last evening I saw their new advertising campaign... they were saying some folks can't handle the SPICY DELICIOUSNESS!

Spicy deliciousness? The stuff tastes like those yellow marshmallow easter chicks.

It's really dumb.

Originally posted by Crowley
If this is an egg sammich, what do you call a sammy with mashed, hard-boiled egg and mayo?

An egg salad sandwich.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
An egg salad sandwich.

You are wise in the ways of science...

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
An egg salad sandwich.

Hello? I don't see no salad on my sandwich?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You're "spot on" concerning Miracle Whips taste but what's this "Freakin' Canadians" bit eh? 😠

Word around the campfire is that Miracle Whip is incredibly popular with Canadians. It's a huge seller there. No one else in the world shares their enthusiasm for this crappy mayonnaise wanna-be.