I'll start the post out!
Guys have feelings too. But, like ... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is .... ?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy. ... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy.
Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
These are my favorites:
"My IQ test came back Negative"
"How can I miss you when you won't go away?"
"Yes, it IS Rocket Science"
"It is better to remain silent and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".
"Five out of four people have trouble with fractions"
"There are three types of people in this world: people who can count and people who can't count"
Originally posted by arrakiswe're with stupid.
I'll start the post out!
Guys have feelings too. But, like ... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is .... ?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
...[text shortened]... 'm fast, cheap, and easy.
Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
