Enter your T-Shirt Slogans... :-)

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

We're exchanging electrons right now, but I'm not at all attracted to you.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

I bought a shirt that says 'Celebrate America', removed the first 'r', changed the second 'e' to an 'i' and appended an 'n' at the end, if that counts.

"Its your god, its your rules, you go to hell"

"Screw Milk where are the Whiskey tits?" - wanted that for my friends kids

"Playground P.I.M.P"

"Screw Milk and Cookies, give me smokes and beer" - kids t-shirt

I'm a failed abortion.

Mentally confused and prone to wondering


I'm already starring in my own soap opera, I don't need a bit part in yours.

If I throw a stick , will you go away ?

"Climbers do it with ropes and harnesses"

"JESUS SAVES!! - passes to jordan, jordan passes to Shaq SCCCOOOREEE!"

1) Masturbators of America, give yourelves a hand!
2) Jesus loves you, but I'm his favourite.
3) You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
4) Music + Science = Sexy

My very funny husband bought a TShirt for me on which it was written:

STOP STARRING AT MY TITS - TOUCH THEM!

The TShirt is always on its bag, on the last shelve...

I have one that says: "Men are not pigs. Pigs are sensitive caring intelligent animals".

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
If I throw a stick , will you go away ?