Enter your T-Shirt Slogans... :-)

Bit by bit, the penguins stole my sanity.

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Ok when I am grumpy I put on this T-shirt 😠

(written upside down)
If you can read this, put me back on my barstool

The best 12 inches you'll never have.

Written on both sides:
Infinite loop on the other side

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that speak binary and those who dont

(On the back of a biker's T-shirt)

"If you can read this, my b*tch fell off."

I'm wearing one right now... it depicts a frog without legs on crutches, and below that it says "how do you like french cuisine?"
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Front: I'm shizophrenic.
Back: Me too.

I'm not like the others, I'm much worse...

I hear voices... and they don't like you!

Every day, the number of people who can lick my a$$ increases.

I like cats-they kinda taste like chicken.

smile! (If you wanna sleep with me)
.... that is obviously a guy's shirt 😛

I can only be friendly once a day. Today's not your day.

Everyone has the right to be dumb. Sadly, some people constantly misuse this right.

Dolphins are gay sharks.

If you can read this you're out of the house and not stuck on the internet participating in silly forums

Jean-Paul Sartre's answering machine:
I'm not here,
You're not here,
Don't leave a message,
There is no beep.

First - (above a picture of a mans head)

"A man who talks bullsh!t often, but not very often"

That one came from Japan and is brilliant.

Second - From the guys at Shynola:

http://www.shynola.com/images/tshirts/big/lost.gif

My fave 🙂