Enter your T-Shirt Slogans... :-)

I'm not as think you drunk I am

you're staring....again!

"Evolution wasn't kind to you"

"Don't make me kill myself"

"If you want it done right, have your mom do it"

"Werent you on Star Trek?"

"Go use some of that botox on your stomach"

"God loves all people, except for you"

"How many chili dogs did it take to get to where you are?"

Originally posted by Pullhard
This shirt was made in a sweat shop in Cambodia by a one legged 5 year old girl but I don't care cos I'm an asshole westerner.

Bertrand Russell Athletic

You have only one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass. I can't. Your village called-they want their idiot back. You have the right to remain stupid-anything you say can and will be ignored. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions. Mirror,mirror, on the wall-what the f*** happened? I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do. You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME.I'm fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet. I'm drinking to make you pretty.

Blue - in a Red State

(note: I live in Texas)

What wouldn't Jesus do? *pictures him hang-gliding*

Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me.

hey Mokko,

Thought I was your fella???

You been two timing again.. I told you about that!!

instant a**ehole, just add alcohol.

Originally posted by leestatic

yes, i have plenty of change you homeless piece of sh*t thanks for asking!

Very funny, Scotty...





NOW, Beam down my clothes!!!