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Originally posted by Seitse
Fact: My bellybutton smells funny!
Seriously, you need to be careful with that. Some time ago I 'forgot' about my belly button and didn't give it appropriate care and feeding... I neglected to wash it for some unspecified amount of time having counted upon water and soap finding its way in there by itself... This proved to be a serious oversite as one morning, while nursing a hangover, watching cartoons balancing a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal on my belly, I noticed that the Captain Crunch didn't taste quite right... not so much the cereal, but, some other slightly off smell... at first I figured it was an old burrito one of my slovenly roomates had left under the couch again... no that wasn't it... on some impulse I stuck my finger in my belly button and gave it a sniff... Jesus Christ! My belly button had gone rotten! To make a long story short, antibiotics and other medical treatments were required to correct the problem... I was also advised that long term belly button neglect has been known to contribute to a cancerous condition and nobody wants Belly Button Cancer.... the moral of the story don't be a drunken bum and wash your orifices regularly or you'll get cancer.

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Fact: If you lift up a desk lid which has papers on it, the papers will fall off.



Fact: Repeated experience of the laws of gravity are wasted on third graders.

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van gogh cut off his ear cause he went schizo on account of all the absinthe,,he was hearing voices in his head and in his dispare cut off his own ear cause it wasd the sourse of his pain( he shot himself in the chest to kill himself..same idea)

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Originally posted by reader1107
Fact: If you lift up a desk lid which has papers on it, the papers will fall off.



Fact: Repeated experience of the laws of gravity are wasted on third graders.
The desks at your school have lids?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Fact: If you lift up a desk lid which has papers on it, the papers will fall off.
Not if there's gum too.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The desks at your school have lids?
Just in my room! 😏 The public school was throwing them away, so we got them. Grades 2, 4, and 5 have the kind of desks you jam things in from the front.

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Originally posted by psychoalpha
van gogh cut off his ear cause he went schizo on account of all the absinthe,,he was hearing voices in his head and in his dispare cut off his own ear cause it wasd the sourse of his pain( he shot himself in the chest to kill himself..same idea)
Actually, if you have studied the history of Van Gogh, it is believed he cut off his ear in despair because of his lover... which was another man.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Actually, if you have studied the history of Van Gogh, it is believed he cut off his ear in despair because of his lover... which was another man.
That's like cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.