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@handyandy said
Why are you wasting time over here when you could be in Debates caressing Donald Trump or demonizing Democrats.

@very-rusty said
Breaking News: Ghost of a Duke becomes a Rocket Scientist!!!

-VR

@suzianne said
Lizard scales?

Man, I woulda been on this from the beginning, had Wolfgang called this the 'National Enquirer' thread, or the David Icke thread.

The jewels in the British Crown Jewels are actually glass and have been
since 1940. The original diamonds, sapphires and rubies were given to
the US in exchange for aid during WW2. This was only made public in
1990 but the press refused to publish it on the request of Princess Diana.

According to Vatican sources the €4 billion donation from the
Roman Catholic Church towards the building of CERN was for
research into the feasibility of Time-travel in order to save Jesus
from Crucifixion. However a leaked document from an officer
of the Roman Curia indicates that the purpose of time-travel
is to ensure the crucifixion of Jesus and that this has obviously
already been accomplished. Tachyon particles have been detected
around Skull Hill and as well as the archeology of the period.

http://www.vatican.va/large_hadron_collider/rationale/
http://www.truth.com/jesus/time_travel/
http://www.sciencetoday.com/jesus_lived/tachyon_proof

@suzianne said
This thread was made for you, then.

Donald Trumps hair breaks free and invades Canada, attacks and kills Justin Bieber. Sad times.

The gold in Fort Knox was stolen in 1952 by the Illuminate so that they could continue their struggle to control the earth.

A lot of the stolen gold went to bribe Communist party leaders in Communist China and the USSR. Peace eventually came.

@suzianne said
This thread was made for you, then.

Ronald Reagan had a"love child" with actress Patricia Neal in 1955
who was immediately put up for adoption and adopted by the artist
Joan Virginia Kiernan. Reagan paid for his daughter's education and
financed Kiernan's art. That daughter followed her natural father's
and mother's vocations and became an actress. Inspired by her father's
"Star Wars" program she achieved fame as Captain Janeway in
Star Trek Voyager. The actress; Kate Mulgrew.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patricia_Neal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Mulgrew
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/patricia-neal-lauds-costar-and-friend-ronald-reagan-during-final-interview-100754719.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

@wolfgang59 said
Ronald Reagan had a"love child" with actress Patricia Neal in 1955
who was immediately put up for adoption and adopted by the artist
Joan Virginia Kiernan. Reagan paid for his daughter's education and
financed Kiernan's art. That daughter followed her natural father's
and mother's vocations and became an actress. Inspired by her father's
"Star Wars" program she ...[text shortened]... an-during-final-interview-100754719.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

@wolfgang59
Divegeester has an IQ

An Englisman drinks enough tea each year to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool.

A French Canadian woman gives birth to a "frog".

🤔 😉

Canadian man defies psychologists by testing with a negative IQ.
Dr. Styur of Montreal University said that the man in question
was an "anomaly" and not indicative of the human race.

https://www.idiots.com/very_rusty/
https://www.realfacts.com/canadian_defies_logic_negative_IQ/