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@wolfgang59 said
Canadian man defies psychologists by testing with a negative IQ.
Dr. Styur of Montreal University said that the man in question
was an "anomaly" and not indicative of the human race.

https://www.idiots.com/very_rusty/
https://www.realfacts.com/canadian_defies_logic_negative_IQ/
Damn....They told me that information would be kept confidential!!!!

-VR


Two-headed goat is birthed and eats with two heads!! lol


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/two-headed-goat-feeds-both-21862354

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@very-rusty said
Damn....They told me that information would be kept confidential!!!!

-VR
Apparently they lied.🤔

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@earl-of-trumps said
Two-headed goat is birthed and eats with two heads!! lol


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/two-headed-goat-feeds-both-21862354
Sounds more like a pig.👍


@great-big-stees said
Apparently they lied.🤔
Should I get my Lawyers to sue?

-VR


@very-rusty said
Should I get my Lawyers to sue?

-VR
Sir, why do you keep sending lawyers to Sue?

Leave Sue alone.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Sir, why do you keep sending lawyers to Sue?

Leave Sue alone.
Not Suzie Q.....nothing to sue her for!

I talking about something entirely different.

Or is that an English joke?

-VR


@very-rusty said
Not Suzie Q.....nothing to sue her for!

I talking about something entirely different.

Or is that an English joke?

-VR
A joke yes, but I don't think you have to be English to understand it (merely sentient).


@ghost-of-a-duke said
A joke yes, but I don't think you have to be English to understand it (merely sentient).
An obvious insult, use to those coming from you regularly.

-VR


@very-rusty said
An obvious insult, use to those coming from you regularly.

-VR
The insult is all yours sir, having failed to appreciate a splendidly delivered joke.

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Rainbows were a rare occurrence up until the sixties but with the increasing
number of jet aircraft they become more prevalent. In fact, prior to COVID-19,
it was predicted that very few skies would be without rainbows by 2022.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_prevalence

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New York beauty salons, already struggling under COVID-19 restrictions,
were today issued a double whammy. Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro
announced that "Brazilians" were the "intellectual property of Brasil" and
would be taxed appropriately. Mexico have responded by trade-marking
the "Mexican Wave" widely used at Brazilian Soccer games. US President
Trump has indicated that the US will retaliate with monitoring unauthorised
use of the "American Dream", although analysts say that this will have limited
impact. President Macron has not made a decision on "French Kissing".

https://www.salon.com/category/news-and-politics
https://www.brazilian.com/news/trade_mark_war

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New Zealand Police are investigating the murder of a teacher and advocate of
phonemic orthography as a hate crime. His beautiful, young wife told reporters;
"Hee woz a fervent beeleever in the ritten werd."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonemic_orthography/advocates/wolfgang59


Very Rusty quits posting!

-VR