All Life, All Sacred (ALAS) an American lobby group are currently
campaigning against a COVID-19 vaccine. Jean D' bactéries of
ALAS stated "All life is sacred and we must treat the new virus
with respect." The Pope confirmed that everything in Creation
was God's creation and is therefore sacred. A papal spokesperson
said 'Dis is all God's designa, if he fukka up then he gonna fix
it, meana while il papa will be protected by triple air-locks and
the best doctori in Italy ... justa in case"
The Pope is currently not letting anyone kiss his ring.
Winkle fur has been sought after since the 17th Century and has led to the
rapid decline of winkles. One Canadian "expert" estimates the loss as "a lot".
@wolfgang59said Winkle fur has been sought after since the 17th Century and has led to the
rapid decline of winkles. One Canadian "expert" estimates the loss as "a lot".
A crematorium in Dorchester, England has been found guilty of selling bodies
to Chinese medical centres and cremating straw-filled coffins. The alarm was
raised by the son of deceased Cornish fisherman Willy Fry. "When we scattered
dad's ashes we were surprised at the amount of seed" said the son.
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/burning-issues
Windmills were once prevalent all over Europe but were gradually closed down
by each nation's Bird Protection Societies. Only Holland avoided the so-called
Windmill Closures thanks to ornithophobia which is prevalent in the population.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornithophobia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill_Closures
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23 Apr '20 12:24
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