Fake News

Post here anything more believable than a flat earth but less believable than Trump being POTUS.

@wolfgang59
It is estimated that there are over 200 bucket & spade sets lost in the Sahara.
Some dating back to the Pharaohs.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/1997/04/sahara-claims-buckets-spades/

@wolfgang59
Since 1979 all All Black players have to wear a traditional Maori jockstrap of woven flax.
https://www.allblacks.com/maori/ball-control/

"Don't call 911 if you run out of toilet paper."


https://www.npr.org/2020/03/17/817205813/oregon-police-remind-residents-dont-call-911-if-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper

I have 9 jars of jam in my refrigerator. (All different flavours).


(It has been pointed out to me that this might read differently in the US).

I once dug up a piece of earth that was flat. I have posted it to the British Museum.

@petewxyz
Since humans could never have had the smarts to build the pyramids, therefore ALIENS are here amongst us, one of them thinks he is POTUS.

@sonhouse said
@petewxyz
Since humans could never have had the smarts to build the pyramids, therefore ALIENS are here amongst us, one of them thinks he is POTUS.

Donald Trump was elected president of the US, the UK left the EU, Leicester City won the English Premier league and a global pandemic killed thousands of people while the world went on lockdown.

Wait, this isn't the things that should be fake news thread?

Up until the 1950s the top concert percussionists used cymbals made
from an alloy containing radioactive Uranium. Aficionados claim that
modern non-radioactive cymbals are inferior. The last antique pair of
cymbals sold at Sotheby's for £95,000 in 1974 to an anonymous bidder
widely assumed to be Keith Moon. In his autobiography, Roger Daltry
said that Moon had the cymbals melted down and made into a high
hat for his drum kit. Moon died in 1976 from radiation sickness.

Economists from the University of Utah have calculated that the total
food consumption in California is sufficient to maintain only 25 million
people. Professor Staples said "Even we consider Californians just
existing on the most meagre calorific intake we can only assume a
population of 28 million, this obviously raises the question of how the
Democrats could get 40 million votes at the last Presidential elections".
Professor Staples also pointed to recent polls indicating that 80% of
living Californians vote Republican. President Trump said he thoroughly
supported the good work that Staples was doing.

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-VR

@trev33 said
Donald Trump was elected president of the US, the UK left the EU, Leicester City won the English Premier league and a global pandemic killed thousands of people while the world went on lockdown.

Wait, this isn't the things that should be fake news thread?

@Very-Rusty

Yeah, & Liverpool not winning the league is a bigger issue than eating amongst the faithfull. (edit) Trump? I think of him when I break wind taking a morning P***. The Undesirable clearly sleeps with cucumber slices on his F/ing eyeballs as he sleep's in/under a sun tan bed.