You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like... well... singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.
They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.
Flash: " Nursie...is that a canoe in my trousers or am I please to see you...WOOF!"
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in a previous scene blackadder has commented on the propoganda magazine "King and Country" being top quality...toilet paper!!
Melchiot:" I take it you have heard of 'King and Country' Blackadder?"
Blackadder:" Without doubt my favourite magazine; soft strong and thoughoughly absorbant!"
Melchiot:" Ah yes, I thought it would be right up your alley"
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There are more I could think of but I don't wnat to rinse it too much. There will be more in a few hours!
Fred
Explaining the 1st World War (not exact quote)
Blackadder : The plan was to have two such massive armed forces, one opposed against the other, so that there could never be a war again.
Baldrick : But, er, this is sort of a war?
Blackadder: Ah, yes, but you see there was one tiny flaw in the plan....
George : Which was?
Blackadder : It was bollocks.
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"Big, butch, bonking Oscar Wilde. Terror of the ladies. Author of the best selling pamplet "Why I like to do it with girlies" - and Massingbird has him banged up as a whoopsie."
Nursey: You almost were a boy, my little cherrypit.
Queenie: What?
Nursey: Yeah. Out you popped, out of your mummies pumpkin and everybody was shouting : "It's a boy, it's a boy!". And somebody said "but it hasn't got a winkle!". And then I said "A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!" And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl.
Anyway, I was really disappointed.